Team MYM Ultimate Team Banter Thread

[Bairnsfan]

Hmmm........

Hmmm........

How to word this..........god damn,this is hard. Lets keep it simple.

9-0 isn't a fluke result. So frankly,shush. Teddy's out the pram is soooo not a good image.

See that you PM'd me your gamertag,and didn't post it.

Oh aye,that'll be because they're better than me,so if i scored 9.............Double-Digits Here We Go. Cricket Score. Whichever terminology you prefer.

I'll happily play you. And hopefully,if there's any justice in the world,you'll bugger off when i DO get double digits.

Tell you what mate. Tell me the team you want me to go. Seriously,your call.

Because then you can't say much.

Or can't you win without Harry Potter by your side?

Now my record's not great. But NINE goals. I don't ship that many at 5-a-sides man.

And just to be sure,we'll play on your custom settings. If you want Old Trafford/Wembley/Wherever.Fine.

If you want all assisted. Fine.
If you want all manual,which i very much doubt as then you'd outscore my 9 with 10 own goals,fine.

And if you want to away and shoot up again before posting a reply,or play me,go crazy.

I'm not judgemental.

I just despise prats.




been a while since i went loco on someone

Actually,following consultation. Jog on. Fix the goal-difference,not playing Cya around.

[Bairnsfan]

However,as a word of thanks,i'm honoured to have the team-mates i have. Like a bunch of pit-bulls aren't you .

Especially you Allzo.

Didn't think you had that stored away

[danielrh]

Originally Posted by Bairnsfan

However,as a word of thanks,i'm honoured to have the team-mates i have. Like a bunch of pit-bulls aren't you .

Especially you Allzo.

Didn't think you had that stored away

then I must be KING KONG !!!!!

[Bairnsfan]

Originally Posted by danielrh

then I must be KING KONG !!!!!

Well,i don't really see you as the Empire State Building climbing sort of lad Dan lol

But hey,whatever you say.

Now then......lets bolt the door now the horse has ran.

And get the thread back on topic.

Wayne Rooney,94,99 pace,94 shooting.

Wins nothing in the air,but he is Au-to-mat-ic from 20 yards or less. The B button isn't the shoot button,it's the goal button

And of course,Michael Bridges,Relegation's Goal Machine!(nanananananana,Bridges,Bridges,nanananana nanana,Bridges,Bridges!)

[danielrh]

tell the truth guys - I'm starting to get a bit bored with UT.

I've bulit a solid team up and when I go on to play the amount of guys that run a mile when they see my stats is hillarious (sounds a bit like that chap - barins...lol)

the gameplayplay cards ruin the game, you get ready to play you go 1-0 up, then 2 then all of a sudden Harry Potter, Merlin,Paul Daniels or Dr Strange comes out and start doing magic tricks (sounds a bit like that chap - barins....lol).

and for a split second you wonder wether your playing fifa or mario cart
anyway I've beaten them all (inc that chap - barins....lol), I hav'nt lost to any trickster.

I'm sure EA will get rid of the gameplay cards for the new one and word is you can create your own league and invite your friends in to compete - if that happens we should have a MYM league and have a little battle amongst ourselves....."now that would be cool"

[TartanArmyBoy]

Screw it,i'm off these forums,not gonna sign back in. He beat me 3-1,i used barca he used wycombe. He scored a good goal,then Puyol had a stroke and scored an o.g.

And then,i launch the keeper,his goalie catches it,sprints forward and magically boots it from half-way into the net.

As i said. Not coming back to the forum. Whats the point? Reply to my post if you want bairnsfan,but i'm not gonna post again.

Had enough.

[Bairnsfan]

Originally Posted by TartanArmyBoy

Screw it,i'm off these forums,not gonna sign back in. He beat me 3-1,i used barca he used wycombe. He scored a good goal,then Puyol had a stroke and scored an o.g.

And then,i launch the keeper,his goalie catches it,sprints forward and magically boots it from half-way into the net.

As i said. Not coming back to the forum. Whats the point? Reply to my post if you want bairnsfan,but i'm not gonna post again.

Had enough.

Well i'm glad that's the issue laid to rest.

Although you did exaggerate,it was 40 yards out,not half-way.

Trust me,a 3-1 win over barca is spectacular enough,it doesn't need promoting

I was a bit lucky with the o.g. Then again,subbing on Fabregas for Iniesta and Villa for Eto'o with an edited squad,i'd say it was deseved.

I know i said i'd not play you,but the "BlahBlahBlah wants to play" spam got the better of me.

I won't post your GT. Out of respect.

Bye mate,enjoy fifa.

Rooney's up to 95 now Well chuffed.

[Allzo]

Originally Posted by TartanArmyBoy

Screw it,i'm off these forums,not gonna sign back in. He beat me 3-1,i used barca he used wycombe. He scored a good goal,then Puyol had a stroke and scored an o.g.

And then,i launch the keeper,his goalie catches it,sprints forward and magically boots it from half-way into the net.

As i said. Not coming back to the forum. Whats the point? Reply to my post if you want bairnsfan,but i'm not gonna post again.

Had enough.

Byeeeee!

[Bairnsfan]

Be nice,if he wants to go,let him go graciously and quietly.

I'm just glad this saga is over.

Now,where were we.

[BARR2K]

Well I am gald this issue is laid to rest and Bairns has stood up for the MYM name....

well done for beating Barcelona with the team you used... also did it when the other lad cheated by editing his squad.... tut tut tut... pot calling kettle me thinks lol.

[danielrh]

the only thing I can think of was at least he came on here and said what the score was...lol, but he did'nt admit it was a edited team???

if it was me I'd be changing my GT pretty quick....lol

[ayrshirelass]

sorry to bring this up, i haven't saw it til now but Tartan, shame on you and good riddance if you're truly away. have you no respect? personally i think anyone who accuses my friends of cheating (which isn't true) but yet you do it yourself does not deserve my respect whatsoever.

if you struggle to beat wee teams with 5 star teams then you can't be a very good fifa player yourself because i've beaten 5 star teams with 1 star teams and vice versa.

bairns isn't a cheat and anyone accusing him obviously isn't very bright!

[Bairnsfan]

Well he's not been back,so who cares .

And if he does come back,i'll just say 9-0. And if he says something after that,i'll say 3-1.

Or maybe 12-1. Which makes me exactly 12 times better

Just won Bronze Ultimate Team trophy(the big online one). Absolute ****take

[Bairnsfan]

Hi lads. Just so you know,if you encounet the following players for under 1k in your travels,get em for me,and i'll get em off you for whatever the price was. I can trust you all not to be wide and take advantage:

Buffon
Chiellini
Diaby
Pirlo
Trezeguet
Henry.

Realistically,only 3 in the list are likely to be found for that price. So if you see em,grab em for me Cheers.

[VANBASTEN9]

i got chilleni i want 30k lol I have got him but need him man and if i do i give u a message on xbox! getting abit fed up of ut at the mo got a gd team and 240k just getting boring not much more that i can do!(not being big headed there just telling the truth!)

[TartanArmyBoy]

You can have pirlo for free if we forgive and forget.

[Allzo]

I think I have Chiellini, had him a few times now.. put him in the collection a while ago by mistake. I'll check to see if I've still got him or if I sold him!

[Bairnsfan]

Originally Posted by TartanArmyBoy

You can have pirlo for free if we forgive and forget.

An apology to me and MYM members would be worth infinitely more,i assure you.

[TartanArmyBoy]

Stuff it,why should i bother.

[Bairnsfan]

Please. Decide.

Stay.

Or Go.

Feel free to listen to the song,if it helps the thought process.

But by coming and offering me a card,when you've said something that myself or others found offensive,isn't ample compensation,mon ami'.

So. I present you 3 choices.

1.You remain here,apologise to all and who knows,join a team and be part of the fun. We'll forgive if you truly apologise. If you'd rather do it privately,fine,you have my GT.

2.You sod off.

3.You carry on your current course. This will lead to infractions,perhaps a forum ban. Not to mention a total loss of respect for you. And hey. If you REALLY want to set a personal record and totally be a prat,i'll beat you with Wycombe again. Against that edited side. But i'd never resort to calling someone a cheater for that. After all,when they can't win by editing a squad,having FAR better players and on all assisted(no semi crossing for me).........well.......

I believe the aggregate score is 12-1.

Which makes me precisely 12 times better.

So.

I present you a LAST OPTION

Shhh.

[VANBASTEN9]

If any 1 has the coventry city badge pm me or message me on xbox live!
Will swap for any badge you need!

[MikeyMayte]

If anyone gets the derby home kit, i'll offer anything :P haha

I got every derby player, the badge and away kit, just missing the home kit

[Bairnsfan]

If someone comes across Falkirk Kits,or a CM called Scott Arfield,gimme a shout.

[BARR2K]

WHOOOOooooooooooooooooooo?

[VANBASTEN9]

Originally Posted by Bairnsfan

If someone comes across Falkirk Kits,or a CM called Scott Arfield,gimme a shout.

Have you got the badge cause i put a offer in for it thinking you would want it.