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Old 04-07-2009, 11:26 PM   #7326 (permalink)
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ive played footsie with your mum lol
and skinned her lol
and said i hate your son in front of her for fun

sound stuff like that dont bother me lol

ya mum jokes are despiration usually

oh and if you want your dad jokes mines an recovering alcoholic to start you off
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sound stuff like that dont bother me lol

ya mum jokes are despiration usually

oh and if you want your dad jokes mines an recovering alcoholic to start you off
Not at all. This is just me sounding out the defects,so i can work my manipulative mind into your head and plant a time-bomb.
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Not at all. This is just me sounding out the defects,so i can work my manipulative mind into your head and plant a time-bomb.
no my mind is strong willed, slow and not easily confused

it will take longer to break me than it did with conway
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oh and ive sorted my xbox live out got a month free on my memory stick just need to think of gamer tag now
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no my mind is strong willed, slow and not easily confused

it will take longer to break me than it did with conway
Conway is resilient. Him and I came to an agreement,that the Chuckle-Brothers should be friends,not foes and stand together against the ridicule we receive.

You however,are one of the "Full Back Crew",hereafter known as the FBC. As such,it is my mission to give you no human rights or approach you with any form of civil decency.

Think. Van Basten comes up with the same thoughtless remarks consistently and clings to "that's what she said" which stopped being funny or intriguing 5 years ago as a life line to being accepted by society.

PJ couldn't concentrate on college work,because I made him believe i cared about what he thought.

Conway can't spell 5 words properly without using both of his brain cells.

What do these people have in common? They have tried to,as the mighty and united with Scotland, Scouse Nation,would say "Own" me. All have failed and those who believe they have succeeded,do so because i allow them to think they have.

You shall shatter like the hopes and dreams of Everton fans at Wembley.

Adieu.
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why do i get dragged into every argument, lol, btw bairns never broke me, i just like to make him think he did as he doesnt have much going form him,

1) he is scottish

2) his wife has power over him

3) he is scum

4) he sucks on fifa

5) HIS CONNECTION!!!!!

6) he wants to be david tennant!

but he is my fellow chuckle bro and i love him with all my heart lol
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Very well,i shall be in the pub from 8pm tomorrow.
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Very well,i shall be in the pub from 8pm tomorrow.

bairns i am calling u up on an offer, i am away for a week, so i miss tuesday 7th, thursday and the sunday, u play cb so ya best option, just c wa danny says
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why do i get dragged into every argument, lol, btw bairns never broke me, i just like to make him think he did as he doesnt have much going form him,

1) he is scottish

2) his wife has power over him

3) he is scum

4) he sucks on fifa

5) HIS CONNECTION!!!!!

6) he wants to be david tennant!

but he is my fellow chuckle bro and i love him with all my heart lol
See.

Even though we hate each other,there's an understanding,a mutual respect,if you will.

However Conway,

1) You are scouse

2) At least it's not your bit on the side PJ

3) As are you

4) Yet i beat you 5-0 with Scotland. McFadden hat-trick i believe.

5) It's great for downloads.....

6) No,unlike you i don't want to be a man with a flashing screwdriver abducting random girls off the street into a flying blue box.
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bairns i am calling u up on an offer, i am away for a week, so i miss tuesday 7th, thursday and the sunday, u play cb so ya best option, just c wa danny says
Tuesday i'm working
Thursday i'm working
Sunday i'm working

Edit - But hey,Friday and Saturday off
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xD bairns.
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See.

Even though we hate each other,there's an understanding,a mutual respect,if you will.

However Conway,

1) You are scouse

2) At least it's not your bit on the side PJ

3) As are you

4) Yet i beat you 5-0 with Scotland. McFadden hat-trick i believe.

5) It's great for downloads.....

6) No,unlike you i don't want to be a man with a flashing screwdriver abducting random girls off the street into a flying blue box.

HOW DID U KNOW! truth is out now lol
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xD bairns.
Evil creepy eye avatar.

Evil creepy flame thing in sig.

Very nice .
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You two going crazy, great.. lol

I like it lol
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You two going crazy, great.. lol

I like it lol
No,i am not an infant,going crazy shall not be required.
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No, I don't believe in god
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Believing and Bleaving are different
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Potter star Rupert Grint recovering from swine flu‎ - 4 hours ago
LONDON (AP) — The agent for "Harry Potter" star Rupert Grint says the actor is recovering from a mild case of swine flu.

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God would watch harry potter - thus not want the ginger to be ill..
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LONDON (AP) — The agent for "Harry Potter" star Rupert Grint says the actor is recovering from a mild case of swine flu.

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God would watch harry potter - thus not want the ginger to be ill..
The only thing that makes me wonder if there is a God,is that Margaret Thatcher isn't dead yet.

Then again,only the good die young apparently.

An eternity of Maggie. Oh joy.
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Lol God is a pathetic, annoying 'belief'. Too many religions led by a bunch of liars trying to protect the hierarchy they are at the top of

It causes fighting, war and other problems - it's just stupid. If some people actually believe that there is an elephant god, jeez.
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Lol God is a pathetic, annoying 'belief'. Too many religions led by a bunch of liars trying to protect the hierarchy they are at the top of

It causes fighting, war and other problems - it's just stupid. If some people actually believe that there is an elephant god, jeez.
I could get into a very long debate about this,but a forum isn't really the best place for it. Point,counter-point,point,counter-point,it'd be like watching tennis,back and forward,back and forward.

Eventually we'd end up with an amazing conclusion such as

"God exists,because he does and God doesn't exist,because he doesn't. So there."
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Yup lol. People believe for personal reasons I guess, like just to have faith that someone is there bla bla.

If it helps them then all good But for those who go church, I'd prefer them 2 hours in bed - God wouldn't want me being tired

Wonder if Weezie can make it!
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Yup lol. People believe for personal reasons I guess, like just to have faith that someone is there bla bla.

If it helps them then all good But for those who go church, I'd prefer them 2 hours in bed - God wouldn't want me being tired

Wonder if Weezie can make it!
Weezie says he can .
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I could get into a very long debate about this,but a forum isn't really the best place for it. Point,counter-point,point,counter-point,it'd be like watching tennis,back and forward,back and forward.

Eventually we'd end up with an amazing conclusion such as

"God exists,because he does and God doesn't exist,because he doesn't. So there."

gd point, but i gonna end it, if god is real, how do u know your worshiping the right one?
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