The Chat Thread - Page 482

Jessie · 22-11-2009, 12:10 PM

Went to see New Moon last night.

It was amazing.

Maifafan2009 · 22-11-2009, 12:25 PM

hello Jessie

SG Cesc · 22-11-2009, 12:38 PM

Hi Andy

Maifafan2009 · 22-11-2009, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SG Cesc

Hi Andy

hello SG

Subra30 · 22-11-2009, 01:37 PM

Hello peeps.

BethGoth05 · 22-11-2009, 01:43 PM

You know you're obsessed with Tin Man when...

• You write fanfiction.
• You join Fanfiction.net just so you can post your stories.
• You make a load of videos and upload them on Youtube.
• You write a review for your college magazine.
• All you can think about is Cain’s butt
• Your childhood crush on Alan Cumming returns.
• You make up pairings of Cain/Glitch, Azkadellia/Zero, Ambrose/Lavender Eyes and Raw/DG.
• You suddenly like Neal McDonough when you didn’t before.
• You want Kathleen Robertson to play Esme Squalor.
• You get the DVD just so you can watch it everyday.
• You rewatch Annie just because Alan is in it.
• You think if you could date one of the characters, it would be Glitch.
• You record yourself acting out your favourite scenes.
• You nickname your computer mouse Glitch.
• You want to cuddle Ambrose whenever you watch the brain removal scene.
• You want to kick Ahamo in the nuts just because he’s married to Lavender Eyes.
• You dub Avril Lavigne’s Fall to Pieces as Ambrose and Lavender Eyes’ song.
• You dub The Magnetic Fields’ The One You Really Love as Glitch and Cain’s song.
• You dub Beyonce’s Halo as Zero and Azkadellia’s song.
• You want to poke Tutor in the stomach.
• You want to kidnap Glitch and rape him.
• You begin to follow Alan’s every move.
• You think if you could ask one of the characters a question, you would ask Lavender Eyes how she met Ambrose (or vice versa.)
• You would have pity sex with Raw.
• You want to have Glitch’s hair and costume so you can wear it at all times.
• You’re so tired, you can’t think of anything else

[Continued the next night]

• You dub The Zetta Bytes’ When the Rain Falls as DG and Cain’s song.
• You want a tattoo like Azkadellia’s, but not on your cleavage.
• You think how lucky Zooey is to be locked in a cage with Alan.
• You diagnose Glitch with dyspraxia.
• You suddenly take up an interest in martial arts again.
• You think if you could have a gun, it would be like Cain’s.
• You fantasise about singing Two Little Princesses to your possible future daughters.
• You watch Cabaret just because Alan is in it.
• You wish you could rewatch Desperate Housewives.
• You try to get your nan to watch it, even when you know it’s going to scare the life out of her.
• Your interest in royal families expands.
• You burst out laughing whenever you think Glitch and sex at the same time.
• You’re especially looking forward to watching Elf this Christmas.
• You watch the Frasier episodes in which Alan and Zooey appear. (You’re a fan of the show, anyhow.)
• Your arguments with your brain become more frequent.
• You scream the house down whenever Glitch makes a cute face.
• You found yourself humming Two Little Princesses, if not singing it.
• Your fear of witches worsens.
• You want to have long dark hair.
• You make up a theory why Azkadellia has brown eyes.
• You think about Glitch fathering DG, you get butterflies in your stomach – not to mention, grossed out.
• You wish Finaqua was a real place.
• You want to have a Mobat as a pet.
• You wish if there’d be a sequel, you want Glitch and Cain to have Glitch babies.
• You want to help Zero get out of the tin suit.
• You hate Richard Dreyfuss for being ugly and taking so much credit for such a small role.
• You suddenly want Alan to hook up with Stephin Merritt, despite being married.
• You want to snuggle up to Glitch to warm him up during the Ice Palace scenes.
• Even though you hate child actors, you like the actress who plays Young Azkadellia.
• You drive your mum mad by showing her your newest videos.
• All the characters’ names with red lines underneath them in Word are put into the spellchecker.
• You dub Raw the winner for Funniest Moment in the Show (Glitch: “ Aah, who I am kidding? This is all my fault. If I hadn’t thought of my machine in the first place, she wouldn't have been able to twist it. Raw: “…Yeah.”)
• You drive all your friends mad by sending them links to Youtube videos.
• You heckle with the TV.
• You hate Nazis even more.
• You think it’s funny that Alan is Scottish when you have Scottish blood.
• You want to kill the Papays for scaring Raw.
• You try to spread the Tin Man love (in other words, force everyone to watch it.)
• You’re pleased that four actors who you recognise are in it. (Zooey, Alan, Neal and Blu.)
• You wish Alan would have curly hair in real life.
• You wish the DVD was a prize on The Shiny Show.
• You wonder why the bulge in Cain’s trousers is so large O_o
• You want to play footsie with Raw.
• You want to have a go at asking Airofday a question.
• You think Alan should be in Tim Burton’s next movie, purely based on his hair and large brown eyes.
• You watch the Ambrose & Lavender Eyes scene repeatedly for hours on end.
• You plan to name your possible future daughter after Azkadellia. (Lara Azkadellia has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?)
• You have nine pages’ worth of when you know you’re obsessed.
• You stay up past half three in the morning finishing it up.

MechaWolf · 22-11-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessie

Went to see New Moon last night.

It was amazing.

Saw it on friday. not as bad as the first one. Doesn't mean it still wasn't God awful though.

The Stig · 22-11-2009, 01:49 PM

MechaWolf · 22-11-2009, 01:53 PM

is that really on facebook?

Subra30 · 22-11-2009, 01:54 PM

Better

The Stig · 22-11-2009, 02:03 PM

I love College Humour

Subra30 · 22-11-2009, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stig

I love College Humour

They come up with the best stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiOJWnKDHFA

One of my favourite episodes of "Hardly Working"

MechaWolf · 22-11-2009, 02:14 PM

the video won't come up

Subra30 · 22-11-2009, 02:39 PM

Fixed.

BethGoth05 · 22-11-2009, 03:13 PM

I have a sneaking temptation to write a fanfiction in which Glitch and Cain watch Pocahontas (the Disney movie.) The idea just sounds so hilarious! Can't you just imagine Cain weeping his eyes out at the end?

TheRealDeal · 22-11-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BethGoth05

I have a sneaking temptation to write a fanfiction in which Glitch and Cain watch Pocahontas (the Disney movie.) The idea just sounds so hilarious! Can't you just imagine Cain weeping his eyes out at the end?

Not really

SolidFitLad · 22-11-2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BethGoth05

I have a sneaking temptation to write a fanfiction in which Glitch and Cain watch Pocahontas (the Disney movie.) The idea just sounds so hilarious! Can't you just imagine Cain weeping his eyes out at the end?

AAMMMMMGGGGG!!!!!! BETH!

this would be the funniest thing ever!!!!
iv always wanted sum1 to do this and now your actually going to! WAAAW!!! I CANT WAIT !!!!
and i sooooo tottaly can imagine cain weeping his eyes out at the end ! haha this is so true ! you are such a genious bethy baby!

woooooop wooooooooooooop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GOIN TO BE SOOOOOOOOOO HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXX

BethGoth05 · 22-11-2009, 05:05 PM

Stop creeping everybody out.

Anyway...Better get to work on And Nothing Else

Nixx · 22-11-2009, 05:08 PM

Beth, you seem to have a fan

Jessie · 22-11-2009, 05:16 PM

Hilarious.

BethGoth05 · 22-11-2009, 05:17 PM

God, this sex scene will kill me

Why did I agree to do it?!

TheRealDeal · 22-11-2009, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BethGoth05

God, this sex scene will kill me

Why did I agree to do it?!

Please that is not appropriate for these forums
P.S Is the guy that big to kill you ?

BethGoth05 · 22-11-2009, 05:22 PM

I'm talking about And Nothing Else, where Ambrose and Lavender Eyes conceive DG

Strange Pirate · 22-11-2009, 05:24 PM

I have to drive my cousin back to boarding school at 6. In the dark.

Now I can't relax.

TheRealDeal · 22-11-2009, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strange Pirate

I have to drive my cousin back to boarding school at 6. In the dark.

Now I can't relax.

Driving at 17
What country do you live in ?

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22-11-2009, 01:43 PM	#12031 (permalink)
BethGoth05 EA Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Writing furiously on my toiletseat Age: 17 Posts: 18,544	You know you're obsessed with Tin Man when... • You write fanfiction. • You join Fanfiction.net just so you can post your stories. • You make a load of videos and upload them on Youtube. • You write a review for your college magazine. • All you can think about is Cain’s butt • Your childhood crush on Alan Cumming returns. • You make up pairings of Cain/Glitch, Azkadellia/Zero, Ambrose/Lavender Eyes and Raw/DG. • You suddenly like Neal McDonough when you didn’t before. • You want Kathleen Robertson to play Esme Squalor. • You get the DVD just so you can watch it everyday. • You rewatch Annie just because Alan is in it. • You think if you could date one of the characters, it would be Glitch. • You record yourself acting out your favourite scenes. • You nickname your computer mouse Glitch. • You want to cuddle Ambrose whenever you watch the brain removal scene. • You want to kick Ahamo in the nuts just because he’s married to Lavender Eyes. • You dub Avril Lavigne’s Fall to Pieces as Ambrose and Lavender Eyes’ song. • You dub The Magnetic Fields’ The One You Really Love as Glitch and Cain’s song. • You dub Beyonce’s Halo as Zero and Azkadellia’s song. • You want to poke Tutor in the stomach. • You want to kidnap Glitch and rape him. • You begin to follow Alan’s every move. • You think if you could ask one of the characters a question, you would ask Lavender Eyes how she met Ambrose (or vice versa.) • You would have pity sex with Raw. • You want to have Glitch’s hair and costume so you can wear it at all times. • You’re so tired, you can’t think of anything else [Continued the next night] • You dub The Zetta Bytes’ When the Rain Falls as DG and Cain’s song. • You want a tattoo like Azkadellia’s, but not on your cleavage. • You think how lucky Zooey is to be locked in a cage with Alan. • You diagnose Glitch with dyspraxia. • You suddenly take up an interest in martial arts again. • You think if you could have a gun, it would be like Cain’s. • You fantasise about singing Two Little Princesses to your possible future daughters. • You watch Cabaret just because Alan is in it. • You wish you could rewatch Desperate Housewives. • You try to get your nan to watch it, even when you know it’s going to scare the life out of her. • Your interest in royal families expands. • You burst out laughing whenever you think Glitch and sex at the same time. • You’re especially looking forward to watching Elf this Christmas. • You watch the Frasier episodes in which Alan and Zooey appear. (You’re a fan of the show, anyhow.) • Your arguments with your brain become more frequent. • You scream the house down whenever Glitch makes a cute face. • You found yourself humming Two Little Princesses, if not singing it. • Your fear of witches worsens. • You want to have long dark hair. • You make up a theory why Azkadellia has brown eyes. • You think about Glitch fathering DG, you get butterflies in your stomach – not to mention, grossed out. • You wish Finaqua was a real place. • You want to have a Mobat as a pet. • You wish if there’d be a sequel, you want Glitch and Cain to have Glitch babies. • You want to help Zero get out of the tin suit. • You hate Richard Dreyfuss for being ugly and taking so much credit for such a small role. • You suddenly want Alan to hook up with Stephin Merritt, despite being married. • You want to snuggle up to Glitch to warm him up during the Ice Palace scenes. • Even though you hate child actors, you like the actress who plays Young Azkadellia. • You drive your mum mad by showing her your newest videos. • All the characters’ names with red lines underneath them in Word are put into the spellchecker. • You dub Raw the winner for Funniest Moment in the Show (Glitch: “ Aah, who I am kidding? This is all my fault. If I hadn’t thought of my machine in the first place, she wouldn't have been able to twist it. Raw: “…Yeah.”) • You drive all your friends mad by sending them links to Youtube videos. • You heckle with the TV. • You hate Nazis even more. • You think it’s funny that Alan is Scottish when you have Scottish blood. • You want to kill the Papays for scaring Raw. • You try to spread the Tin Man love (in other words, force everyone to watch it.) • You’re pleased that four actors who you recognise are in it. (Zooey, Alan, Neal and Blu.) • You wish Alan would have curly hair in real life. • You wish the DVD was a prize on The Shiny Show. • You wonder why the bulge in Cain’s trousers is so large O_o • You want to play footsie with Raw. • You want to have a go at asking Airofday a question. • You think Alan should be in Tim Burton’s next movie, purely based on his hair and large brown eyes. • You watch the Ambrose & Lavender Eyes scene repeatedly for hours on end. • You plan to name your possible future daughter after Azkadellia. (Lara Azkadellia has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?) • You have nine pages’ worth of when you know you’re obsessed. • You stay up past half three in the morning finishing it up. __________________ Dr. Frasier Crane ~ "I...am not a man."

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22-11-2009, 12:10 PM	#12026 (permalink)
Jessie Elite Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: At my desk silly Age: 18 Posts: 8,104 Blog Entries: 3	Went to see New Moon last night. It was amazing.

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22-11-2009, 03:13 PM	#12040 (permalink)
BethGoth05 EA Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Writing furiously on my toiletseat Age: 17 Posts: 18,544	I have a sneaking temptation to write a fanfiction in which Glitch and Cain watch Pocahontas (the Disney movie.) The idea just sounds so hilarious! Can't you just imagine Cain weeping his eyes out at the end? __________________ Dr. Frasier Crane ~ "I...am not a man."

22-11-2009, 05:05 PM	#12043 (permalink)
BethGoth05 EA Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Writing furiously on my toiletseat Age: 17 Posts: 18,544	Stop creeping everybody out. Anyway...Better get to work on And Nothing Else __________________ Dr. Frasier Crane ~ "I...am not a man."

22-11-2009, 05:16 PM	#12045 (permalink)
Jessie Elite Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: At my desk silly Age: 18 Posts: 8,104 Blog Entries: 3	Hilarious.

22-11-2009, 05:17 PM	#12046 (permalink)
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22-11-2009, 05:22 PM	#12048 (permalink)
BethGoth05 EA Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Writing furiously on my toiletseat Age: 17 Posts: 18,544	I'm talking about And Nothing Else, where Ambrose and Lavender Eyes conceive DG __________________ Dr. Frasier Crane ~ "I...am not a man."

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