Your Gran

Andy1886Well · 18-05-2009, 05:42 PM

Well, We all have gran's/grandmothers etc and if not, Im sorry if this offends you.

But i started this post to see if anyone is willing to describe there gran, Ill start with mine!!!

She lives in a trailor
She gave birth to me as well as my mum
She has 20,000 hairy testies
She has a pet deciesed pig, Which lives in her postbox
She hates fifa09
She likes goldfish and anteaters
She never goes to the toilet or blinks
She likes other women but isnt a lesbian, A bisexual if you like
Oh and her name is 'My Gran'

So why not leave a message about your gran, Ill pay you if I think its good enough, Anyway, Andy out!

Peace

Anthony · 18-05-2009, 05:45 PM

My gran hardly ever visits me. She treated a foster child better than me when I was younger. And I burst out crying once when I was about four because I asked for her to read a story and she was like no. When the foster child, Rio, said can you read me a story. She instantly did.

My dad dislikes his mum very much. They've hardly talked after my dad had a massive argument with her about all the things she had done. My mum was absolutely furious. Well yeah, thats my Gran.

Andy1886Well · 18-05-2009, 05:47 PM

wow, Thats a story and a half, But what im saying about 'My Gran' Is true, Incase you didnt believe me...

Torrrrrrrrrrres · 18-05-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy_Mfc_Barca

Well, We all have gran's/grandmothers etc and if not, Im sorry if this offends you.

But i started this post to see if anyone is willing to describe there gran, Ill start with mine!!!

She lives in a trailor
She gave birth to me as well as my mum
She has 20,000 hairy testies
She has a pet deciesed pig, Which lives in her postbox
She hates fifa09
She likes goldfish and anteaters
She never goes to the toilet or blinks
She likes other women but isnt a lesbian, A bisexual if you like
Oh and her name is 'My Gran'

So why not leave a message about your gran, Ill pay you if I think its good enough, Anyway, Andy out!

Peace

You what?

What are you, some pervert or something who seeks old people?
Stupid topic...
Infact...

Very stupid topic.

Maus652 · 18-05-2009, 05:51 PM

....

sure.

Well mine is cool, I can tell her almost anything, and she has loads of random hobbies and takes me travelling cool places and gives me cute nicknames.

SBFC-Chris · 18-05-2009, 05:51 PM

they're both dead

Andy1886Well · 18-05-2009, 05:53 PM

Trust me, She got an implant and imo this topic Is not stupid, And im sorry for your loss but thats 5 posts in 2mins, Nice!

Torrrrrrrrrrres · 18-05-2009, 05:54 PM

Oh, you think this is serious?
What isn't serious then, Mr Serious?

Andy1886Well · 18-05-2009, 05:56 PM

What isnt serious are the following...

Michael Jackson
Britny Spears
You
Granpa's
Man Utd
Celtic(They sulalala bad)
Crash Bandicoot
People impersonating Bin Laden
Pro Evo Socer
And more....

Doc · 18-05-2009, 05:56 PM

Epic thread fail. Lies, lies and more lies.

Anthony · 18-05-2009, 05:57 PM

It's just that some of the points hes made aren't that realistic. But hey, they might be real...

Torrrrrrrrrrres · 18-05-2009, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy_Mfc_Barca

What isnt serious are the following...

Michael Jackson
Britny Spears
You
Granpa's
Man Utd
Celtic(They sulalala bad)
Crash Bandicoot
People impersonating Bin Laden
Pro Evo Socer
And more....

First of all learn to spell, secondly, ah screw it! I'm not going to get in some lame argument!
Just learn to spell!

Andy1886Well · 18-05-2009, 06:01 PM

Im Retarted so no wonder I cant spell, P.S im 79 to boot

Anthony · 18-05-2009, 06:02 PM

He only put and extra 'c' on suck. Just a little error I think.

Scarffo · 18-05-2009, 06:13 PM

I haven't seen this much bull**** since I visited the local farm.

Doc · 18-05-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scarffo

I haven't seen this much bull**** since I visited the local farm.

Have you ever been in The Manchester United FC Thread?

Ayeffen · 18-05-2009, 06:22 PM

Volunteering and discussing details of your elderly relatives really isn't appropriate here, especially if it's going to be in an abusive manner.

Thread closed.

18-05-2009, 05:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Andy1886Well Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scotland!!! Gender: Male Posts: 591	Your Gran Well, We all have gran's/grandmothers etc and if not, Im sorry if this offends you. But i started this post to see if anyone is willing to describe there gran, Ill start with mine!!! She lives in a trailor She gave birth to me as well as my mum She has 20,000 hairy testies She has a pet deciesed pig, Which lives in her postbox She hates fifa09 She likes goldfish and anteaters She never goes to the toilet or blinks She likes other women but isnt a lesbian, A bisexual if you like Oh and her name is 'My Gran' So why not leave a message about your gran, Ill pay you if I think its good enough, Anyway, Andy out! Peace __________________ Last result Motherwell 1-0 Hearts C'mon the well!!!

18-05-2009, 05:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Anthony EA Veteran Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The City Age: 14 Gender: Male Posts: 17,653	My gran hardly ever visits me. She treated a foster child better than me when I was younger. And I burst out crying once when I was about four because I asked for her to read a story and she was like no. When the foster child, Rio, said can you read me a story. She instantly did. My dad dislikes his mum very much. They've hardly talked after my dad had a massive argument with her about all the things she had done. My mum was absolutely furious. Well yeah, thats my Gran. __________________ New Moon' TL The Decider - 22nd November Twitter

18-05-2009, 05:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Andy1886Well Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scotland!!! Gender: Male Posts: 591	wow, Thats a story and a half, But what im saying about 'My Gran' Is true, Incase you didnt believe me... __________________ Last result Motherwell 1-0 Hearts C'mon the well!!!

18-05-2009, 05:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Andy1886Well Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scotland!!! Gender: Male Posts: 591	Trust me, She got an implant and imo this topic Is not stupid, And im sorry for your loss but thats 5 posts in 2mins, Nice! __________________ Last result Motherwell 1-0 Hearts C'mon the well!!!

18-05-2009, 05:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Andy1886Well Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scotland!!! Gender: Male Posts: 591	What isnt serious are the following... Michael Jackson Britny Spears You Granpa's Man Utd Celtic(They sulalala bad) Crash Bandicoot People impersonating Bin Laden Pro Evo Socer And more.... __________________ Last result Motherwell 1-0 Hearts C'mon the well!!!

18-05-2009, 05:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
SBFC-Chris Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: You don't wanna know. Age: 16 Gender: Male Posts: 13,905 Blog Entries: 3	they're both dead

18-05-2009, 05:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Torrrrrrrrrrres Forum Junkie Join Date: Apr 2009 Age: 14 Gender: Private Posts: 4,987	Oh, you think this is serious? What isn't serious then, Mr Serious?

18-05-2009, 05:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
Doc EA Veteran Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Room 505 Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 13,727	Epic thread fail. Lies, lies and more lies. __________________ Same kickin' and screamin' same cryin' and sobbin' Same song and dance...

18-05-2009, 05:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
Anthony EA Veteran Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The City Age: 14 Gender: Male Posts: 17,653	It's just that some of the points hes made aren't that realistic. But hey, they might be real... __________________ New Moon' TL The Decider - 22nd November Twitter

18-05-2009, 06:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Andy1886Well Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scotland!!! Gender: Male Posts: 591	Im Retarted so no wonder I cant spell, P.S im 79 to boot __________________ Last result Motherwell 1-0 Hearts C'mon the well!!!

18-05-2009, 06:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Anthony EA Veteran Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The City Age: 14 Gender: Male Posts: 17,653	He only put and extra 'c' on suck. Just a little error I think. __________________ New Moon' TL The Decider - 22nd November Twitter

18-05-2009, 06:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
Scarffo Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Male Posts: 8,428 Blog Entries: 1	I haven't seen this much bull**** since I visited the local farm. __________________

18-05-2009, 06:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ayeffen EA Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: London, England Age: 19 Gender: Male Posts: 19,792 Blog Entries: 2	Volunteering and discussing details of your elderly relatives really isn't appropriate here, especially if it's going to be in an abusive manner. Thread closed. __________________ A y e f f e n