The Funny Thread

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 11:29 AM

This thread is for you to post your jokes or comics or whatever you find funny in here.

I`ll start:

Mike: I`ve got some good news and some bad news.
Dave:What`s the bad news?
Mike: I accidentally ate your fish.
Dave: And the good news?
Mike: It tasted delicious.

rocket2k7 · 29-07-2008, 11:36 AM

3 couples, an old couple, middle aged and young go to a priest. the preist says "if you want to go to church, your not allowed to make love in any way for 3 weeks". 3 weeks later he asks them how they got on. the old couple said it was easy, the midle aged said they had problems in the first week but after that they were fine. the young couple said "my lass dropped her peach so i stuck my cucumber in it"
the priest said "your banned from the church" the man said "thats ok, were banned from the supermarket too"

cant remember it exactly, goes long them linnes...

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 11:39 AM

Rob: What is wrong with me?
Doctor: Cancer probably
Rob: Oh No
Doctor: Luckily your cancer has AIDS
Rob: Does that mean I`ll be ok?
Doctor: Only if the Ebola doesn`t kill you.

chemicalrubber · 29-07-2008, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocket2k7

3 couples, an old couple, middle aged and young go to a priest. the preist says "if you want to go to church, your not allowed to make love in any way for 3 weeks". 3 weeks later he asks them how they got on. the old couple said it was easy, the midle aged said they had problems in the first week but after that they were fine. the young couple said "my lass dropped her peach so i stuck my cucumber in it"
the priest said "your banned from the church" the man said "thats ok, were banned from the supermarket too"

cant remember it exactly, goes long them linnes...

A woman hadn't made good love with her husband for years, and she asked the doctor said. The doc told her to put these pills into his coffee in the morning and they will make the best love they ever had.

The next day the woman went back to the doctor crying. "Why?" says the doc. She says,

"I can never show my face in McDonalds again"

sorry please pardon

Aaron · 29-07-2008, 11:41 AM

Dave, Mike and Rob?

Are you from the land of boring names?

Speshal Crayon · 29-07-2008, 11:43 AM

I must be really tired, because I don't even get half of these jokes.

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 11:43 AM

hahaha

rocket2k7 · 29-07-2008, 11:47 AM

3 blonds walk in a foorest. they see tracks. one says i think theyre deer tracks. one says i think there duck tracks, the other says i think theyre pony tracks. they keep looking till a train runs them over

DBond5 · 29-07-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemicalrubber

A woman hadn't made good love with her husband for years, and she asked the doctor said. The doc told her to put these pills into his coffee in the morning and they will make the best love they ever had.

The next day the woman went back to the doctor crying. "Why?" says the doc. She says,

"I can never show my face in McDonalds again"

sorry please pardon

Don't get it.

chemicalrubber · 29-07-2008, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBond5

Don't get it.

It means the woman poured the pills into the Mcdonalds coffee and did it there and then they got banned.

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 11:53 AM

I get it but I`m not explaining. Nice one rocket2k7

DBond5 · 29-07-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemicalrubber

It means the woman poured the pills into the Mcdonalds coffee and did it there and then they got banned.

Ooooooooo! My bad, haha! Read it completely wrong

rocket2k7 · 29-07-2008, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YeovilTown

I get it but I`m not explaining. Nice one rocket2k7

lol, dyou draw these or get them from googl

DBond5 · 29-07-2008, 11:59 AM

There's a site somewhere of them all, love 'em, so funny rofl!

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 12:01 PM

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 12:02 PM

xplosm.net

DBond5 · 29-07-2008, 12:02 PM

haha

DBond5 · 29-07-2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YeovilTown

LOOL

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 12:03 PM

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 12:05 PM

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Aaron · 29-07-2008, 12:11 PM

I haven't laughed yet.

Refund, please?

DBond5 · 29-07-2008, 12:14 PM

rocket2k7 · 29-07-2008, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YeovilTown

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LOL THATS FUNNY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaron

I haven't laughed yet.

Refund, please?

no sense of humor...

Aaron · 29-07-2008, 12:23 PM

That's what maturity does to you. Shame, really. I'd love to laugh at peach and cucumber jokes.

RatedR · 29-07-2008, 12:55 PM

Stop wrecking my threads, it may be addicting but please stop.

29-07-2008, 11:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	The Funny Thread This thread is for you to post your jokes or comics or whatever you find funny in here. I`ll start: Mike: I`ve got some good news and some bad news. Dave:What`s the bad news? Mike: I accidentally ate your fish. Dave: And the good news? Mike: It tasted delicious.

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rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	3 couples, an old couple, middle aged and young go to a priest. the preist says "if you want to go to church, your not allowed to make love in any way for 3 weeks". 3 weeks later he asks them how they got on. the old couple said it was easy, the midle aged said they had problems in the first week but after that they were fine. the young couple said "my lass dropped her peach so i stuck my cucumber in it" the priest said "your banned from the church" the man said "thats ok, were banned from the supermarket too" cant remember it exactly, goes long them linnes...

29-07-2008, 11:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	Rob: What is wrong with me? Doctor: Cancer probably Rob: Oh No Doctor: Luckily your cancer has AIDS Rob: Does that mean I`ll be ok? Doctor: Only if the Ebola doesn`t kill you.

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Aaron EA Veteran Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 27,982	Dave, Mike and Rob? Are you from the land of boring names?

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Speshal Crayon Elite Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 17 Gender: Female Posts: 9,770	I must be really tired, because I don't even get half of these jokes.

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RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	hahaha

29-07-2008, 11:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	3 blonds walk in a foorest. they see tracks. one says i think theyre deer tracks. one says i think there duck tracks, the other says i think theyre pony tracks. they keep looking till a train runs them over

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RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	I get it but I`m not explaining. Nice one rocket2k7

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RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	xplosm.net

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Aaron EA Veteran Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 27,982	I haven't laughed yet. Refund, please?

29-07-2008, 12:23 PM	#24 (permalink)
Aaron EA Veteran Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 27,982	That's what maturity does to you. Shame, really. I'd love to laugh at peach and cucumber jokes.

29-07-2008, 12:55 PM	#25 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	Stop wrecking my threads, it may be addicting but please stop.