The Funny Thread - Page 9

rocket2k7 · 26-08-2008, 07:11 PM

rockets funny crests

bradford citys crest looks like an ****

scumforpe have glue as their crest. druggies

wigan keeper is a joke. watch him hes funny

rocket2k7 · 28-08-2008, 11:54 AM

we cant lose this thread

yo mamma so fat that the zookepers mistook her for an elephant

i made it up

chemicalrubber · 28-08-2008, 12:03 PM

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a weighing scale I see my phone number.

rocket2k7 · 28-08-2008, 12:05 PM

yo mammas so skinny that posh spice calls her the anorexic skeleton

GloriaBuzau · 28-08-2008, 01:25 PM

Official match Romania-England. The romanians are bored and none of them wants to play. Suddenly, the romanian gk Bogdan Lobont said:
-Ok guys i'll sacrifice myself for you. You can go where you want, i'll play against the english.
The teammates, happy, went to a bar. They turned on the tv and the commentator was saying: "Romania-England 1-0, goal Lobont in 5th minute." The guys, very happy, turned off the tv and started drinking...
At the end of the match, they turned on the tv again and the commentator was saying:"Gooooooooal England!!! Romania-England 1-1, in the 89th min!"
The whole team went to the stadium and there they found their gk crying.
-What happened? asked one of them.
-I'm sorry guys, I'm really really sorry...

( but I GOT RED CARD IN THE 6TH MINUTE!!

GloriaBuzau · 28-08-2008, 01:32 PM

Didier Drogba, Lionel Messi and Adi Mutu are involved in a car accident.
-I'm sorry, says Drogba.
-I'm sorry too, says Messi.
Mutu:
-I'm sorry three.

kdot92 · 28-08-2008, 01:48 PM

Yo mommas so fat that when i drove round her i ran out of petrol.

RatedR · 28-08-2008, 07:54 PM

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

rocket2k7 · 28-08-2008, 08:08 PM

yo mamma so white that when you turn the light off, she glows in the dark and kills our eyes

RatedR · 28-08-2008, 09:12 PM

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

OptiMAT prime · 28-08-2008, 09:30 PM

Yo Momma's been in so many yo mamma jokes people dont think she's funny anymore.

RatedR · 28-08-2008, 09:41 PM

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

rocket2k7 · 31-08-2008, 08:32 PM

yo mamma so unlucky that she had a hand cut of one arm and all her fingers chopped off on the other exept te middle one. she wonders why everyone tell her to f off...

Lauren · 31-08-2008, 08:37 PM

Your mother is so wonderful, that we went to a meal together and ate some Pizza ^.^

rocket2k7 · 31-08-2008, 08:42 PM

yo mammas so ugly that that car from cars came with nemo in and said jade goody looks better than you and drove up. we also got a pic from a passing skunk. here it is

YO MAMMAS SO UGLY THAT NOT EVEN A SINGLE MAN SAID "WOAH PUT THE FIRE OUT COS SHES HOT"

Speshal Crayon · 31-08-2008, 08:45 PM

I think I'll just shoot myself about now.

rocket2k7 · 31-08-2008, 08:46 PM

i coldntu think of ote so its random

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH!

rocket2k7 · 31-08-2008, 10:46 PM

leona lewis once had a bad period. t was so bad that she sang

"a keep bleeding a keep keep bleeding love"

it eventully became one of the most annoying songs ever

Speshal Crayon · 31-08-2008, 10:47 PM

That's revolting.

Please shut up.

The Jake · 31-08-2008, 10:47 PM

What?

rocket2k7 · 31-08-2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speshal Crayon

That's revolting.

Please shut up.

im typing not talking

Speshal Crayon · 31-08-2008, 10:52 PM

And you seem to be struggling, even with that.

homelessdave · 31-08-2008, 10:55 PM

right this is a true story, something i found funny, me and a mate were at a party and he walalalalaing on this girl, she thought she was better than she was and trying to catch the eyes of someone really not interested in her, after a while my mate just turned round and said "fair enough love i'm not the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you"

rocket2k7 · 31-08-2008, 10:59 PM

yer. my fingers are broke

ow

i have a nice new dog
i think its name is max
well what i ddnt know
is that it can play the sax

we went to the corner shop
this fat lad bought his
his what, you may ask
this new choco bar bizz

we went back. after a long, hard day
hundreds and thoutands of doggies and kittens
but our poem. ends quite wooley
cos these cool cats had 4000 mittens

The Jake · 31-08-2008, 11:25 PM

Again.

What?

28-08-2008, 12:03 PM	#203 (permalink)
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28-08-2008, 01:25 PM	#205 (permalink)
GloriaBuzau Rookie Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Buzau, Romania Age: 15 Gender: Male Posts: 58	Official match Romania-England. The romanians are bored and none of them wants to play. Suddenly, the romanian gk Bogdan Lobont said: -Ok guys i'll sacrifice myself for you. You can go where you want, i'll play against the english. The teammates, happy, went to a bar. They turned on the tv and the commentator was saying: "Romania-England 1-0, goal Lobont in 5th minute." The guys, very happy, turned off the tv and started drinking... At the end of the match, they turned on the tv again and the commentator was saying:"Gooooooooal England!!! Romania-England 1-1, in the 89th min!" The whole team went to the stadium and there they found their gk crying. -What happened? asked one of them. -I'm sorry guys, I'm really really sorry... ( but I GOT RED CARD IN THE 6TH MINUTE!! __________________ Living for one team, dying for one team... GLORIA BUZĂU HEI HEI HAI BUZĂU HEI HEI HAI BUZĂU!!!

28-08-2008, 01:32 PM	#206 (permalink)
GloriaBuzau Rookie Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Buzau, Romania Age: 15 Gender: Male Posts: 58	Didier Drogba, Lionel Messi and Adi Mutu are involved in a car accident. -I'm sorry, says Drogba. -I'm sorry too, says Messi. Mutu: -I'm sorry three. __________________ Living for one team, dying for one team... GLORIA BUZĂU HEI HEI HAI BUZĂU HEI HEI HAI BUZĂU!!!

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