The Funny Thread - Page 8

RatedR · 24-08-2008, 08:24 PM

hey, they`re not a bad team mr Rocket

rocket2k7 · 24-08-2008, 08:32 PM

ok, who do i rate from that team? melchiot, sharner, valencia, palacios and zaki (dam thats quite alot)

their keepers a joke tho

rocket2k7 · 24-08-2008, 08:43 PM

YouTube - Animation of the italian man who went to malta

YouTube - Rainbow

YouTube - Zippy swears

lol, lol and dble lol

RatedR · 24-08-2008, 08:46 PM

YAY! The italian man who went to Malta.

rocket2k7 · 24-08-2008, 08:47 PM

in malta, they have table cloths and plates with the italian man that went to malta thing on it

RatedR · 24-08-2008, 08:49 PM

cool got a pic?

rocket2k7 · 24-08-2008, 08:51 PM

no, ive bin there, they sell em at the market

none on google

RatedR · 24-08-2008, 08:53 PM

cool

i want one

rocket2k7 · 25-08-2008, 11:00 AM

watch, the green green grass its full of jokes :0l

RatedR · 25-08-2008, 06:35 PM

huh?

rocket2k7 · 25-08-2008, 07:42 PM

a very funny prog called the green green grass

yo mamma so stupid that she went to a fast food store and said "my hotdog hasent moved"

another lame joke by me

rocket2k7 · 25-08-2008, 08:06 PM

a blond goes to the kennels. she buys a poodle. on the way home she put a string (blonds havent herd of leashhes) on it and walked. the dog just scraped along the ground not moving or anything. she said "dam, he gave me a dead poodle". when she got to the kennels she said "you ripped me off this dog is dead". the clerk replied "that dog isnt dead". so the angry blond said "how come its not moving?" the clerk laughed and said "you did ask for a toy poodle"

i made it up myself

Lauren · 25-08-2008, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocket2k7

this is a funny joke. theyre called wigan athletic...

You know what's funnier? Your inability to use a capital letter!

rocket2k7 · 25-08-2008, 10:50 PM

what duz in-a-bil-ity mean

if your saying i dont use caps, well i used to but this guy said that guys that do that are geeks (no offence) so thats the story of why i dont use caps

heres a funnier joke. theyre called wigan athletic reserves

yarnbury11 · 26-08-2008, 12:38 AM

Rocket isn't heading for a career in comedy....

Lauren · 26-08-2008, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocket2k7

what duz in-a-bil-ity mean

if your saying i dont use caps, well i used to but this guy said that guys that do that are geeks (no offence) so thats the story of why i dont use caps

heres a funnier joke. theyre called wigan athletic reserves

So you gave in to peer pressure. I've ctually noticed the majority of noobs who don't use capitals are geeks.

I'm told I'm more of a socialite than a geek ._. I'm one of the ones that are in the middle.

It's not caps lock, it's the shift key. Surely, if you're over 13, you'd know how to use a shift key and if you're disobeying forum rules and your under 13 at least make and effort to make it look like you're over 13 and go get some good grammar.

rocket2k7 · 26-08-2008, 09:27 AM

oh ok, well i like talkinG like this

woo i spelt right

i am 13 14 next year

im actully a good speller, just put keys in and dont notice it till later

btw great sig

limabifrost · 26-08-2008, 10:06 AM

Let's keep this about the funny things and not about grammar, ok folks?

rocket2k7 · 26-08-2008, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yarnbury11

Rocket isn't heading for a career in comedy....

yarnbury "

mg its russel crowe!"

blehble hbleh its russel crowe, why dont you go shopping for handbags you sissy

RatedR · 26-08-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocket2k7

heres a funnier joke. theyre called wigan athletic reserves

Real funny.

kdot92 · 26-08-2008, 01:10 PM

Watching the 100m and 200m reminded me of being in a london nightclub.

Hear a gunshot and all the black men run like hell

chemicalrubber · 26-08-2008, 01:38 PM

Read Isaac Newton - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

RatedR · 26-08-2008, 06:13 PM

rocket2k7 · 26-08-2008, 06:57 PM

YouTube - Going to work on the Weekdays (From monday to Friday)

i am funny

YouTube - Rob Schneider's Stupid Movies

YouTube - Matt Damon in Team America

YouTube - south park - respect my authority-

RatedR · 26-08-2008, 06:59 PM

Do you have any non- video or non-blonde jokes?

26-08-2008, 12:38 AM	#190 (permalink)
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26-08-2008, 10:06 AM	#193 (permalink)
limabifrost Forum Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Dorset Age: 22 Gender: Female Posts: 4,522	Let's keep this about the funny things and not about grammar, ok folks? __________________ Limabifrost Forum Moderator Feel free to call me Emma Forum Rules

26-08-2008, 01:38 PM	#197 (permalink)
chemicalrubber Elite Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 7,699	Read Isaac Newton - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia __________________ Sig by K1NGSMILL

24-08-2008, 08:24 PM	#176 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	hey, they`re not a bad team mr Rocket

24-08-2008, 08:32 PM	#177 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	ok, who do i rate from that team? melchiot, sharner, valencia, palacios and zaki (dam thats quite alot) their keepers a joke tho

24-08-2008, 08:43 PM	#178 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	YouTube - Animation of the italian man who went to malta YouTube - Rainbow YouTube - Zippy swears lol, lol and dble lol

24-08-2008, 08:46 PM	#179 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	YAY! The italian man who went to Malta.

24-08-2008, 08:47 PM	#180 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	in malta, they have table cloths and plates with the italian man that went to malta thing on it

24-08-2008, 08:49 PM	#181 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	cool got a pic?

24-08-2008, 08:51 PM	#182 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	no, ive bin there, they sell em at the market none on google

24-08-2008, 08:53 PM	#183 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	cool i want one

25-08-2008, 11:00 AM	#184 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	watch, the green green grass its full of jokes :0l

25-08-2008, 06:35 PM	#185 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	huh?

25-08-2008, 07:42 PM	#186 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	a very funny prog called the green green grass yo mamma so stupid that she went to a fast food store and said "my hotdog hasent moved" another lame joke by me

25-08-2008, 08:06 PM	#187 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	a blond goes to the kennels. she buys a poodle. on the way home she put a string (blonds havent herd of leashhes) on it and walked. the dog just scraped along the ground not moving or anything. she said "dam, he gave me a dead poodle". when she got to the kennels she said "you ripped me off this dog is dead". the clerk replied "that dog isnt dead". so the angry blond said "how come its not moving?" the clerk laughed and said "you did ask for a toy poodle" i made it up myself

25-08-2008, 10:50 PM	#189 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	what duz in-a-bil-ity mean if your saying i dont use caps, well i used to but this guy said that guys that do that are geeks (no offence) so thats the story of why i dont use caps heres a funnier joke. theyre called wigan athletic reserves

26-08-2008, 09:27 AM	#192 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	oh ok, well i like talkinG like this woo i spelt right i am 13 14 next year im actully a good speller, just put keys in and dont notice it till later btw great sig

26-08-2008, 01:10 PM	#196 (permalink)
kdot92 Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My house...where else would i be? Gender: Male Posts: 3,054	Watching the 100m and 200m reminded me of being in a london nightclub. Hear a gunshot and all the black men run like hell

26-08-2008, 06:13 PM	#198 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400

26-08-2008, 06:57 PM	#199 (permalink)
rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	YouTube - Going to work on the Weekdays (From monday to Friday) i am funny YouTube - Rob Schneider's Stupid Movies YouTube - Matt Damon in Team America YouTube - south park - respect my authority-

26-08-2008, 06:59 PM	#200 (permalink)
RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	Do you have any non- video or non-blonde jokes?