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Old 20-08-2008, 05:56 PM   #151 (permalink)
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are Gary's Favourites.

However. King Bob and Horatio own all.
Horatio- He's got a murderer to catch!

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Horatio Caine <3 (。◕‿‿◕。) <333333333 (LLL)

Horatio Caine is teh mintage!

He's got a murderer to catch!

I can't find the one where you make it up though

EDIT: You didn't even know who he was

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EDIT: Wasn't the first one we made on the old forums?
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Old 20-08-2008, 06:04 PM   #152 (permalink)
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I must be funny.

Aaron laughs at me all the time.
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Old 20-08-2008, 06:04 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Aaron laughs at everyone hun.
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Old 20-08-2008, 06:06 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Old 20-08-2008, 06:12 PM   #155 (permalink)
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I can't find the one where you make it up though

EDIT: You didn't even know who he was



EDIT: Wasn't the first one we made on the old forums?
i joined march 2008, i wasent on the old forums....

YouTube - Funny Baby Video What would u do to a moster?

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Old 20-08-2008, 06:16 PM   #156 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna click on that, for the soul purpose I know it's a screamer.
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Old 20-08-2008, 06:54 PM   #157 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna click on that, for the soul purpose I know it's a screamer.
its not, trust me

why did the loverboy buy the hen? he wanted more chicks in the house


a deer went in a pub. why? it was his stag night

i asked a blond whats 1+1 and she said 11


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Old 20-08-2008, 07:14 PM   #158 (permalink)
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So all blondes are Barbies now?

Two rocket2k7's walked into a bar, you'd think at least one of them would see it!
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Old 20-08-2008, 07:15 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Sam's sister is a blond trapped in a brunette's body. Very academic, but sometimes silly.

Ooo yeah.


Nah dumb blonds are Barbies. I don't think Barbie had natural blond hair.

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the first ever talking barbie said 'maths is tough'. this was in 1994.


ken, dump this zero and get yourself a hero
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Old 21-08-2008, 09:26 PM   #161 (permalink)
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Seriously.
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Old 21-08-2008, 09:31 PM   #162 (permalink)
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Sam's sister is a blond trapped in a brunette's body. Very academic, but sometimes silly.
I think that describes me pretty well, too.
I can say very stupid things at times.
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Old 21-08-2008, 09:36 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Blonde in redhead here -___-
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Old 21-08-2008, 10:09 PM   #164 (permalink)
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rooney killed ken and barbie, and dated sum chicks
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u really like your barbie/blonde jokes dont you?
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Blonde jokes!!!

(no offense) Yo Mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Old 22-08-2008, 10:13 AM   #167 (permalink)
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2 men walk to the sea. they see this man saying "rooooooooobbbyyyyyyyy". ten one laughed at him. the other man was drunk and thought the river was beer, so he jumped in and eventully drowned. meanwhile the other guy was drunk too and was laughing at the wierd man. he woke up the next day and still saw the man doing crazy stuff but this time he dident laff. he said "god dammit im lalalalalalaed" so he jumped in the river and killed himself. the fbi came and killed the crazy man. the fbi wernet actully the fbi but the fat body industry and saw this fat dude wearing shades so they saw it wobble and watched him for an hour. then they killed the fat man and saw it was no fat guy but the god dam loch ness monster wanting tree fiddy



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god dammit more of a story than a joke
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Old 23-08-2008, 06:44 PM   #168 (permalink)
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more of a story than a joke. (No offense) Yo momma`s so fat, when she walks around in her pink coat, people say you have to be rich to live in one of those!
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Old 24-08-2008, 07:29 PM   #170 (permalink)
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I`ve run out of jokes, I`ll have to go to my handy resource of jokes, jokes2go.com
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Old 24-08-2008, 07:31 PM   #171 (permalink)
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So you posted in this thread to let us know that you didn't have anything to post in this thread?

Now that's special, what you did there.
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Old 24-08-2008, 07:33 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Hey, It wasn`t just a thread for my jokes.
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Old 24-08-2008, 07:34 PM   #173 (permalink)
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yo mamma so stupid that she went in an antique shop and askd wbhats new

yo mamma so stupid that she askedthis man to hold soap and said dont drop it



i made uop the 2nd 1st from comedy central
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Old 24-08-2008, 07:49 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Old 24-08-2008, 07:51 PM   #175 (permalink)
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this is a funny joke. theyre called wigan athletic...
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