The Funny Thread - Page 6

rocket2k7 · 07-08-2008, 11:30 AM

dont gerrit

3 lasses, a blond, blachead and brunette are on the run. they find 3 potato sacks and hide in them. the police come. they check the sack with the brunette. she says "meow" the police think its a cat. they go to the one wit the blakhead. she says "woof" the police think its a dog. they go to one wit the blond and she shouts "POTATOES!"

DBond5 · 07-08-2008, 11:30 AM

Loooool

DBond5 · 07-08-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missusCT

A bunch of blondes get together and decide that they're sick of all the stereotypes about their hair colour. They decide to hold a Blonde Convention, so they hire a stadium, issue an open invitation to all blondes, and hire a famous presenter to be their host for the day.

The day arrives, and the host is in the middle of the stadium. He says, "Let's get rid of this stereotype once and for all! Blondes are not stupid! Can I have a volunteer?"

One blonde shyly steps forward and makes her way onto the stage. The host says, "Well done on volunteering! Let's do a few trivia questions to prove that blondes are not stupid! What's the capital of Australia?"

The blonde thinks for a while, eventually saying, "Er.. Sydney?"
"Well, no, unfortunately that's wrong", he says, "but a lot of people do get confused with that one." To the audience, he says, "Shall we give her another chance?"

"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" shout 50,000 blondes.

So he asks an easier question. "Who is the Prime Minister of the UK?"

The blonde thinks again, and eventually answers, "Tony Blair?"
"No, sorry, again, that's wrong, although Tony Blair only left recently. Easy mistake to make. Shall we give her another chance?"

"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" scream 50,000 blondes.

By now he's getting desperate. He really needs to get the blonde to get the question correct.

"What's 2 + 2?"
The blonde thinks for a moment, eventually answering, "4?"

There's silence in the stadium, until eventually, 50,000 blondes scream, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

Hahahaha!

rocket2k7 · 07-08-2008, 11:37 AM

a man walks into a pet shop. he sees this parrot and asks to buy it. the shopkeeper says "itll repeat everything you say" the man dident care and bought it. on the way to church they spot the police chasing a crook. the man shouts "shhot him dowm" later they see a man having trouble wit his carjack. the man shouts "pop iit up". they get to a fairground. a man at a coconut shy shouts "hit a big one, win a prize" they get to chourch. the man says "our good lord jesus is high upon the clouds" the parot says "shoot him down" the preist says "the devil is below us" the parrot says "pop it up" the preist got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. the parrot dodged and it a fat lass behind them. the parrot said "hit a big one, win a prize"

chemicalrubber · 07-08-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rocket2k7

a man walks into a pet shop. he sees this parrot and asks to buy it. the shopkeeper says "itll repeat everything you say" the man dident care and bought it. on the way to church they spot the police chasing a crook. the man shouts "shhot him dowm" later they see a man having trouble wit his carjack. the man shouts "pop iit up". they get to a fairground. a man at a coconut shy shouts "hit a big one, win a prize" they get to chourch. the man says "our good lord jesus is high upon the clouds" the parot says "shoot him down" the preist says "the devil is below us" the parrot says "pop it up" the preist got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. the parrot dodged and it a fat lass behind them. the parrot said "hit a big one, win a prize"

Haha

Gangsta Flamingo · 07-08-2008, 08:27 PM

YouTube - pigeon

pigeon attack

DBond5 · 08-08-2008, 08:25 AM

Dun Dun Dun.... PIGEON!! LOOOOL

rocket2k7 · 08-08-2008, 12:15 PM

YouTube - Anelka 3-0 goal in milan (chelsea 5-0 milan) HILARIOUS!!

lol

YouTube - Funny Football

lolol

enjoy!

Nutter · 08-08-2008, 01:31 PM

Seriously. This is tallent.

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I AGREE

DBond5 · 08-08-2008, 01:40 PM

Hahaha! That's nasty lool

The Jake · 08-08-2008, 04:27 PM

Hehe.

chemicalrubber · 09-08-2008, 02:37 PM

This guy's a traitor, he's drinking Coke!

Nutter · 09-08-2008, 02:40 PM

There goes his Job

rocket2k7 · 09-08-2008, 02:44 PM

&

pregnant man

r88ney08 · 09-08-2008, 02:47 PM

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their mobiles to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Howzat.

Nutter · 09-08-2008, 02:48 PM

(At Rocket)

Rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttt ttttt!

chemicalrubber · 09-08-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocket2k7

&

pregnant man

rrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhh hhhhhhtttttttttt.................

rocket2k7 · 16-08-2008, 09:56 AM

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkk..................................... .............................................

YouTube - Going to work on the Weekdays (From monday to Friday)

lol

RatedR · 20-08-2008, 05:40 PM

There`s an englishman, a scotsman and an irishman about to go down a slide. When you are going down the slide, whatever you say you land in at the bottom. The Englishman says Gold and lands in gold, the scotsman says silver and lands in silver and the irishman goes weeeeeeeeeee!

rocket2k7 · 20-08-2008, 05:43 PM

why did the rooster cross the road

to make love to the chicken

i no my bad, yours is ok...

Simlish3 · 20-08-2008, 05:44 PM

I actually laughed at that lol

Lauren · 20-08-2008, 05:45 PM

I've got jokes but they're...... Not appropriate.

I made the Horatio smiley joke first and you know it

rocket2k7 · 20-08-2008, 05:45 PM

rely? i made it up ages ago

Lauren · 20-08-2008, 05:50 PM

You made it up in that thread the other day

We made it up ages ago in the chat thread (I think) before you joined xD

I can't make up motivationals, but I tried.

rocket2k7 · 20-08-2008, 05:52 PM

did i? chat thred?

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rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	dont gerrit 3 lasses, a blond, blachead and brunette are on the run. they find 3 potato sacks and hide in them. the police come. they check the sack with the brunette. she says "meow" the police think its a cat. they go to the one wit the blakhead. she says "woof" the police think its a dog. they go to one wit the blond and she shouts "POTATOES!"

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rocket2k7 Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: its not on a sat nav Age: 14 Posts: 2,542 Blog Entries: 11	a man walks into a pet shop. he sees this parrot and asks to buy it. the shopkeeper says "itll repeat everything you say" the man dident care and bought it. on the way to church they spot the police chasing a crook. the man shouts "shhot him dowm" later they see a man having trouble wit his carjack. the man shouts "pop iit up". they get to a fairground. a man at a coconut shy shouts "hit a big one, win a prize" they get to chourch. the man says "our good lord jesus is high upon the clouds" the parot says "shoot him down" the preist says "the devil is below us" the parrot says "pop it up" the preist got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. the parrot dodged and it a fat lass behind them. the parrot said "hit a big one, win a prize"

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