The Funny Thread - Page 17

DolphinDriv3r · 28-10-2008, 11:22 PM

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Pete, the Tesco Security guard, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

Well I thought it was funny...
Sorry any blonde haired people...especially those of the female variety....

chigwell hammer · 28-10-2008, 11:45 PM

Is it just me who found this funny loool

chigwell hammer · 28-10-2008, 11:47 PM

savillbros · 28-10-2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by chigwell hammer

Seen this just a coupleof hours ago, my brother searched: funny animal pictures.
Still makes me laugh.

Fascination · 29-10-2008, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RatedR

Not funny.

I thought it was

Sumo · 29-10-2008, 01:13 AM

A squirrel with large testicals

My sides are splitting.

farkustju · 08-03-2009, 04:57 AM

lol beck's in trouble

Sunscreen · 08-03-2009, 05:18 AM

haha shame!

Sunscreen · 08-03-2009, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jess8619

This makes me laugh:

YouTube - The Number 47 (The Number 23 Spoof)

omg i fricken love that, iv seen it and its soo funny!

nzgangster · 08-03-2009, 05:27 AM

all of these are crack up.

Dustin · 08-03-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by farkustju

<snippity snippity snip snip snip>

lol beck's in trouble

I think there was an entire thread dedicated to that a while back.

farkustju · 08-03-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dustin

I think there was an entire thread dedicated to that a while back.

lol really?

Gorayfle · 08-03-2009, 04:58 PM

Unknown woman: Mr. Churchill you are drunk.

Churchill: Well you're, ugly and I'll be sober in a while.

Shortest Letters ever

Latin

Person 1: Eo rus (I am going to the country)

Person 2: I (Go)

Victor Hugo wrote his publicist to see how books sales of Les Miserables were doing.

Victor Hugo: ?

Publicist: !

Super-manc · 28-03-2009, 04:21 AM

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Dustin · 28-03-2009, 04:25 AM

That poor cow..

Sunscreen · 28-03-2009, 04:57 AM

omg, i couldnt see the cow ones, and i thought you were talking about that 'cant blend in' one!

Dustin · 28-03-2009, 04:59 AM

Now that would be mean of me, wouldn't it!

Super-manc · 28-03-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sunscreen

omg, i couldnt see the cow ones, and i thought you were talking about that 'cant blend in' one!

Now that's the funniest thing I've read on the thread.

HASSARD2004 · 28-03-2009, 01:04 PM

'What do you call a Pakistani cloakroom attendant?'
'Mahat macoat.'

Jess · 28-03-2009, 01:13 PM

OK, no one will find this funny but hey;

When playing Mario Kart on Wii, my friend's 11 year old brother declared (In these exact words) :
"I find Daisy attractive"

Becky · 28-03-2009, 01:14 PM

... at least he's honest.

Jess · 28-03-2009, 01:17 PM

Bless him. He's the coolest 11 year old I know, come's up with the best one liners, like:

"Are Coldplay called Coldplay because they play in a freezer?"

ahhh, I love this picture:

Tom · 28-03-2009, 01:18 PM

lil-c · 28-03-2009, 02:20 PM

[yt]OBlgSz8sSM[yt]
YouTube - Charlie bit my finger - again !

Deza007 · 28-03-2009, 07:32 PM

I duno if this has been posted, but this is one of my favourite comics from that Explosion site:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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