The Funny Thread - Page 16

CreerBFC · 07-10-2008, 04:14 PM

are ha we knew it

31 year old man

OlFx · 07-10-2008, 07:47 PM

Probly seen these beore but,

And thats the only funny stuff I realy got on my PC

AarontheblueSmurf · 07-10-2008, 08:02 PM

What do you call a Dog.....

RatedR · 07-10-2008, 08:03 PM

http://www.laughinggame.com/wp-conte...-with-that.jpg

Lauren · 07-10-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speshal Crayon

Please, Lauren. Family forum!

I didn't realise some had swearing in them, the thumbnails were small so I had to guess

RatedR · 08-10-2008, 04:35 PM

Sure you didnt

The_Doctor · 11-10-2008, 08:36 AM

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS

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RatedR · 12-10-2008, 02:47 PM

TRUMPETS! woo!

Liam · 12-10-2008, 03:03 PM

MAVIYILDIZ5 · 12-10-2008, 11:06 PM

THIS IS MONALIZA

RatedR · 13-10-2008, 06:31 PM

Photoshop is very handy

Fascination · 13-10-2008, 07:12 PM

There once was a male bear and a squirrel.
A Genie popped up and granted told them they could have 3 wishes each.

The bear wished to be the most attractive bear on the planet. The Genie Granted his wish.
The squirrel wished to have a motorcycle. The Genie granted its wish.
The bear wished that all the female bears loved him. The Genie granted his wish.
The squirrel wished for a helmet to go with his motorcycle. The Genie granted its wish.
The bear wished to be the only male on the planet. The Genie granted his wish.

The squirrel wished for the bear to be lalalalasexual.
He left with his motorcycle as the Genie granted its wish.

RatedR · 28-10-2008, 08:31 PM

Not funny.

Scarffo · 28-10-2008, 09:21 PM

What does a Tottenham fan do when his team wins?

Turns off the game.

RatedR · 28-10-2008, 09:24 PM

Explain.

The Masterpiece · 28-10-2008, 09:37 PM

yes, please do

homelessdave · 28-10-2008, 09:45 PM

a woman finds a lamp and as always with these lamps a genie pops out and says,

"i shall grant you 3 wishes, but be warned your husband will get whatever you ask for 10 times better"

the woman thinks and says "i wish to be the most attractive woman alive"
"but you're husband will be 10 times as attractive"
"it's fine he'll only have eyes for me"

for her second wish she says "i wish to have 100 million pounds"
"but your husband will be 10 times richer"
"thats fine whats mine is his and whats his is mine"

"so what would you like for your 3rd wish?" asks the genie
the woman replies,
"a mild heart attack"

The Masterpiece · 28-10-2008, 09:47 PM

I know that one but that version ended with the man saying I wish to be beaten half-dead

RatedR · 28-10-2008, 09:55 PM

You m ean the woman.

The Masterpiece · 28-10-2008, 09:57 PM

"my" version had a man

Graham · 28-10-2008, 10:06 PM

savillbros · 28-10-2008, 10:10 PM

Don'know if this has been posted, but here goes:
There's a man and his wife.

Man: What would youdo if i won the lottery?
Wife: Take half and f-off.
Man: Well.... here's a fiver, f-off.

Here's another.
A man was stearing at an orange juice carton.

Why?

Cause it said concentrate on it.

RatedR · 28-10-2008, 10:10 PM

Haha! I mean Graham`s.

savillbro, you second pne has been said but your first one is understandable but not funny.

homelessdave · 28-10-2008, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by savillbros

Don'know if this has been posted, but here goes:
There's a man and his wife.

Man: What would youdo if i won the lottery?
Wife: Take half and f-off.
Man: Well.... here's a fiver, f-off.

Here's another.
A man was stearing at an orange juice carton.

Why?

Cause it said concentrate on it.

i laughed haha

The Masterpiece · 28-10-2008, 11:00 PM

First one is OK but the 2nd

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Fascination Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 2006 Gender: Private Posts: 4,863	There once was a male bear and a squirrel. A Genie popped up and granted told them they could have 3 wishes each. The bear wished to be the most attractive bear on the planet. The Genie Granted his wish. The squirrel wished to have a motorcycle. The Genie granted its wish. The bear wished that all the female bears loved him. The Genie granted his wish. The squirrel wished for a helmet to go with his motorcycle. The Genie granted its wish. The bear wished to be the only male on the planet. The Genie granted his wish. The squirrel wished for the bear to be lalalalasexual. He left with his motorcycle as the Genie granted its wish.

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homelessdave Forum Junkie Join Date: May 2008 Location: Leytonstone, East London, UK Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 4,945	a woman finds a lamp and as always with these lamps a genie pops out and says, "i shall grant you 3 wishes, but be warned your husband will get whatever you ask for 10 times better" the woman thinks and says "i wish to be the most attractive woman alive" "but you're husband will be 10 times as attractive" "it's fine he'll only have eyes for me" for her second wish she says "i wish to have 100 million pounds" "but your husband will be 10 times richer" "thats fine whats mine is his and whats his is mine" "so what would you like for your 3rd wish?" asks the genie the woman replies, "a mild heart attack" __________________ PSN:homelessdave

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