The Funny Thread - Page 15

chemicalrubber · 05-10-2008, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sumo

Chemicalrubber, if you need to evade the swear filter to say something then there's no point in saying it.

I'd be devestated if I was your Science teacher.

So would I.

Don't ask me, I didn't say it.

The_Doctor · 05-10-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speshal Crayon

You just posted a picture, on which is a word offensive to some.

Ahoy, hypocrisy!

oh rly?

Image changed...is it offensive now?

Sumo · 05-10-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemicalrubber

So would I.

Don't ask me, I didn't say it.

You still found it funny....

chemicalrubber · 05-10-2008, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sumo

You still found it funny....

I didn't.

Sumo · 05-10-2008, 12:43 PM

You didn't find it funny but still posted it in the 'funny thread'?

The_Doctor · 05-10-2008, 12:43 PM

Lets get back on topic shall we?

EAUK_Aurora · 05-10-2008, 12:44 PM

Please keep it appropriate guys and girls.

All pictures posted or quotes are under the same rules as the rest of the forum.

chemicalrubber · 05-10-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sumo

You didn't find it funny but still posted it in the 'funny thread'?

I don't know, I'm just dyslexic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Doctor

Lets get back on topic shall we?

Let me check Comedy Central for a while...

Sumo · 05-10-2008, 12:45 PM

ITV football comentator David Pleat was trying to compare a footballer, named 'Hulk' to a famous green cartoon character.

"I wonder if Hulk will be as invisible as his namesake"

Invisible

As everyone knows, it's actually 'Incredible Hulk'

chemicalrubber · 05-10-2008, 12:48 PM

The boss detected a strong odour during a business meeting. He said "Obviously someone's deodorant isn't working."

A man from the back row said "Then it isn't me, 'cause I'm not wearing any."

RatedR · 05-10-2008, 04:56 PM

What is a fish's favorite game show?

Name that Tuna.

Not that funny

The Masterpiece · 05-10-2008, 06:17 PM

Name that Tuna??? Jesus Christ that was horrible

RatedR · 05-10-2008, 06:30 PM

I know, I took it from Comedy central

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Thats funny

The Masterpiece · 05-10-2008, 06:42 PM

kinda yeah, didn't make me smile or laugh but kinda funny

Brd709 · 05-10-2008, 06:42 PM

How Boris Johnson fired that guy earlier on in the week

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I3iY2XnE-Ds

RatedR · 06-10-2008, 06:08 PM

Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.
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rocket2k7 · 06-10-2008, 06:35 PM

2 hedgehogs were on the side of a road. one said "wotcha, i can do this mega awsome trick". he walked in middle of a road, a car went past and when it went past, the hedge hog was alright. then he said "you do it". so the other hedgehog did it, car came and he got splatted. the other hedgehog said "lalalala, forgot about 3 wheelers"

chemicalrubber · 07-10-2008, 10:47 AM

You're a natural comedian Rocket...

homelessdave · 07-10-2008, 10:51 AM

one of my favourite funny quotes was when murray walker still did the f1 commentary

"do my eyes deceive me or does that cars engine sound bad?"

rocket2k7 · 07-10-2008, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemicalrubber

You're a natural comedian Rocket...

yep im jim careys son

hear the joke about the piece of poo? its lalalala

Lauren · 07-10-2008, 03:56 PM

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rocket2k7 · 07-10-2008, 04:01 PM

CreerBFC · 07-10-2008, 04:10 PM

we dont want to see your face Rocket

Speshal Crayon · 07-10-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lauren

[Nasty horrible completely unfunny inappropriate demotivational posters]

Please, Lauren. Family forum!

rocket2k7 · 07-10-2008, 04:11 PM

youre jelos hat i can look like an old man and you cant :l

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RatedR Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Preston, Lancashire Fave Team: Preston Gender: Male Posts: 4,400	I know, I took it from Comedy central Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" Thats funny

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