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Old 18-09-2008, 04:41 PM   #326 (permalink)
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Old 18-09-2008, 07:39 PM   #327 (permalink)
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Do you want to hear the dustbin joke?

It's Rubbish!
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Old 18-09-2008, 07:46 PM   #328 (permalink)
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Did you hear the joke about the butter?

Better not spread it.
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Old 18-09-2008, 08:06 PM   #329 (permalink)
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Did you hear the joke about the butter?

Better not spread it.
lol my teacher told us that one last friday

heres another one she told us

you heard about the magic tractor?

it turned in to a field



also tommorows joke day and WE have to take jokes this time. so does anyone have funny NON offensive one's for me lol ?
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Old 19-09-2008, 09:30 AM   #330 (permalink)
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Old 19-09-2008, 05:00 PM   #331 (permalink)
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also tommorows joke day and WE have to take jokes this time. so does anyone have funny NON offensive one's for me lol ?
This is late but there`s a man driving a van down the road when suddenly he sees two packets of crisps walking down the road. "Do you want a lift?", the driver asks. "No, we`re Walkers", the crisps replied.
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Old 19-09-2008, 06:37 PM   #332 (permalink)
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lol she told us that one this morning she had to look on the internet to find one.....think she came here ?
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Old 19-09-2008, 06:39 PM   #333 (permalink)
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Yeah, probably. lol

John Carew song:

YouTube - Song for John Carew
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Old 19-09-2008, 06:45 PM   #334 (permalink)
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i like the joke about the butter, soz
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Old 19-09-2008, 07:02 PM   #335 (permalink)
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leenks.com - Need a chair?

he asked for it, he got it. lol
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:37 PM   #336 (permalink)
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Last night I laid on my bed. I saw beautiful sky, Shining stars then i thought where the hell is my roof
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:07 PM   #337 (permalink)
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what do michael jackson and a bag have in commen? they are both plastic and dangerous to kids
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:02 AM   #338 (permalink)
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Haha, good one.
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:20 AM   #339 (permalink)
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Keeping up with the Micheal Jackson theme:

When is it Micheal Jacksons Bedtime?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Old 05-10-2008, 11:05 AM   #340 (permalink)
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That made me chuckle
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lol which website is it you get those pics off ?
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:27 PM   #345 (permalink)
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Is that meant to be funny?
I find it offensive and have requested it to be removed.
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Is that meant to be funny?
I find it offensive and have requested it to be removed.
Yes, actually. But it's not.
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:32 PM   #347 (permalink)
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So why on earth post it when its not funny at all and may cause offense?
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Beats me.
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:34 PM   #349 (permalink)
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Is that meant to be funny?
I find it offensive and have requested it to be removed.
You just posted a picture, on which is a word offensive to some.

Ahoy, hypocrisy!
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:38 PM   #350 (permalink)
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Chemicalrubber, if you need to evade the swear filter to say something then there's no point in saying it.

I'd be devestated if I was your Science teacher.
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