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Old 15-09-2008, 09:00 PM   #301 (permalink)
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Yeah, thats what I`m talking about ProDawg.
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Old 16-09-2008, 03:35 PM   #302 (permalink)
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what dyou get if you cross a bulldog with a shih tzu?

bull****


i starred it myself and it was a joke from school
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:00 PM   #303 (permalink)
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Oh My God, do these jokes get any worse?
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:02 PM   #304 (permalink)
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man walks into a bar

15 stitches
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:06 PM   #305 (permalink)
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not good, but better than Rocket`s.
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:06 PM   #306 (permalink)
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this kid told me it so dont blame me
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:07 PM   #307 (permalink)
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You said it though so i`m blaming you.
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:09 PM   #308 (permalink)
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i wasnt trying to be funny i was joining in the bad jokes
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:10 PM   #309 (permalink)
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Oh, just blending in huh?
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:13 PM   #310 (permalink)
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*dark shades and a cool t-shirt blending in
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:29 PM   #311 (permalink)
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Ok theres this guy always say yo momma! s one day he was in a pub then Shouted out YO momma everyone started then attacked them then they heard thump thump they look and all there mommas was there.
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:34 PM   #312 (permalink)
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lol at this poor guy

YouTube - Funny idiot with gun
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:38 PM   #313 (permalink)
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a guy ran in a pub and said "you lot are wimps, and you lot are wierdos" he ran back outt and everyone said "freak". he did this and said this every day for a weelalalalail one man couldnt stand for it anymore and said "im not a wierdo" the man replied "well get with the wimps then"

this was a joke from my unc
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:49 PM   #314 (permalink)
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Not really that funny.Caution`s link was funny.
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Old 17-09-2008, 11:47 AM   #315 (permalink)
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Er, rocket, not that funny. Good vid, had a good laugh
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Old 17-09-2008, 12:10 PM   #316 (permalink)
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What did Batman say to Robin before they hopped in the Batmobile?

"Robin, hop in the Batmobile"

Also,

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle names..

They're lame but I love them.
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Old 17-09-2008, 02:16 PM   #317 (permalink)
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Inside Obama's Emails | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Old 17-09-2008, 06:29 PM   #318 (permalink)
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Reporter: Amir Khan, whats your favorite film?
Amir Khan: Gone in 60 seconds

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Old 17-09-2008, 06:34 PM   #319 (permalink)
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Not Funny
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Old 17-09-2008, 06:37 PM   #320 (permalink)
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Reporter: Amir Khan, whats your favorite film?
Amir Khan: Gone in 60 seconds

I think i get it
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Old 17-09-2008, 06:38 PM   #321 (permalink)
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Reporter: Amir Khan, whats your favorite film?
Amir Khan: Gone in 60 seconds

Haha I get that!
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Old 17-09-2008, 06:50 PM   #322 (permalink)
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I get it but its not funny.
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Old 18-09-2008, 03:30 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Two friends were on a road trip, and stopped for something to eat in the Welsh town of Ystradgynlais. A waitress comes over to take their order, and one friend says, "excuse me miss, but could you settle a long argument of ours and pronounce where we are?"

The waitress replies.. "Burrr-Gurrr-King"

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Old 18-09-2008, 04:24 PM   #324 (permalink)
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lol, thats a good one.
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Old 18-09-2008, 04:37 PM   #325 (permalink)
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This makes me laugh:

YouTube - The Number 47 (The Number 23 Spoof)
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