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Old 14-03-2008, 09:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What we have to do here is start a new headline using the last word of the previous post, for example:

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So someone can start with one beginning with Dead now...
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Old 14-03-2008, 10:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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[do they have to be real headlines? if not then...]

Dead cow hides crawl about killing men. Men claim Odysseus cursed.


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"Dead boring": students judge Shakespeare dull.
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Old 14-03-2008, 10:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 14-03-2008, 10:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 14-03-2008, 12:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Scientists predict that in one hundred years people reading this will be dead.
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Old 14-03-2008, 09:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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"Purses cause global warming" say the experts (not much of an expert are they?)
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