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Maus652 · 15-03-2008, 11:42 PM

Experts claim that 90% of 'experts' are tabloid fakes

Phll363 · 15-03-2008, 11:50 PM

fake news papaer experts saked

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 12:08 AM

Sacked for letting a child do their jobs: PM and Chancellor get it in the neck when Blair Junior is found behind the desk.

HASSARD2004 · 16-03-2008, 12:12 AM

Desk goes on fire

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 12:33 AM

"Fire in the hole!" Fireman called out of bed to pour a bucket of water over a flame coming out of a manhole.

Phll363 · 16-03-2008, 12:40 AM

manhole desovered to be secret passage to narnia

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 12:46 AM

Narnia series wins unprecedented 40 booker prizes. JKRowling furious.

Phll363 · 16-03-2008, 12:48 AM

furious mother of 5 denied access to family home after a barbie was decovered to be radioactive

Remora Wraith · 16-03-2008, 12:48 AM

Radioactive waffles produce better sound then Cher.

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 12:51 AM

lol @ RW

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Originally Posted by Phll363

furious mother of 5 denied access to family home after a barbie was decovered to be radioactive

'Radioactive Man real' claims Alien-spotter, after observing a glowing green human walking between power plant and hospital.

Remora Wraith · 16-03-2008, 12:52 AM

Hospital "best place for the ill" claims health minister.

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 12:58 AM

Minister for Education found to be illiterate.

Remora Wraith · 16-03-2008, 01:00 AM

Illiterate man injured because he couldn't read warning label.

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 01:07 AM

*snorts*

Labels found to be the cause of Eczema. Doctors warn mothers to cut 'the monstrosities' out of clothes.

Phll363 · 16-03-2008, 01:09 AM

clothes of nude man found

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 01:10 AM

lmao.

Found: Parrot found its owner. Both are said to be relieved.

Phll363 · 16-03-2008, 01:13 AM

"relieved" said the woman when asked how she felt aftre not going to the toilet for 6 months.

DolphinDriv3r · 16-03-2008, 11:03 AM

Months - How long it will take to buy a loaf of bread!

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 11:37 AM

Bread prices hit an all-time high after a plague of locusts eat British wheat.

DolphinDriv3r · 16-03-2008, 11:39 AM

Wheat stocks are low after the great storm of 2008

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 11:40 AM

2008 - the year that all homosexuals can punish bigots that believe they are diseased.

DolphinDriv3r · 16-03-2008, 11:41 AM

Diseased Chimpanzees over-rule George W. Bush

Maus652 · 16-03-2008, 11:46 AM

Bush and Fire - the most common words in the Australian Outback say polls.

Remora Wraith · 16-03-2008, 11:48 AM

Polls closed; Jim Davidson voted most common substance on Earth.

The_Doctor · 16-03-2008, 11:49 AM

Earth is baron claims Nutronic

15-03-2008, 11:42 PM	#51 (permalink)
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16-03-2008, 12:08 AM	#53 (permalink)
Maus652 EA Veteran Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Not where you think. Age: 18 Posts: 31,803	Sacked for letting a child do their jobs: PM and Chancellor get it in the neck when Blair Junior is found behind the desk. __________________ Lol. My blog. "All Change" /\ /\ \(O.O)/ ("')("') "eek! don't shoot"

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16-03-2008, 12:40 AM	#56 (permalink)
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Remora Wraith Forum Junkie Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Somewhere Age: 21 Posts: 4,588	Radioactive waffles produce better sound then Cher. __________________ We are sorry in the most sarcastic sense of the word.

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16-03-2008, 01:07 AM	#64 (permalink)
Maus652 EA Veteran Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Not where you think. Age: 18 Posts: 31,803	snorts Labels found to be the cause of Eczema. Doctors warn mothers to cut 'the monstrosities' out of clothes. __________________ Lol. My blog. "All Change" /\ /\ \(O.O)/ ("')("') "eek! don't shoot"

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16-03-2008, 01:10 AM	#66 (permalink)
Maus652 EA Veteran Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Not where you think. Age: 18 Posts: 31,803	lmao. Found: Parrot found its owner. Both are said to be relieved. __________________ Lol. My blog. "All Change" /\ /\ \(O.O)/ ("')("') "eek! don't shoot"

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16-03-2008, 01:13 AM	#67 (permalink)
Phll363 EA Veteran Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: in bed (i wish) gender:male Age: 19 Posts: 11,406	"relieved" said the woman when asked how she felt aftre not going to the toilet for 6 months. __________________ please take a look at thsi thread, thanks in advance

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Maus652 EA Veteran Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Not where you think. Age: 18 Posts: 31,803	Bread prices hit an all-time high after a plague of locusts eat British wheat. __________________ Lol. My blog. "All Change" /\ /\ \(O.O)/ ("')("') "eek! don't shoot"

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Maus652 EA Veteran Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Not where you think. Age: 18 Posts: 31,803	Bush and Fire - the most common words in the Australian Outback say polls. __________________ Lol. My blog. "All Change" /\ /\ \(O.O)/ ("')("') "eek! don't shoot"

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Remora Wraith Forum Junkie Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Somewhere Age: 21 Posts: 4,588	Polls closed; Jim Davidson voted most common substance on Earth. __________________ We are sorry in the most sarcastic sense of the word.