War of the kitchen utensils!

Arsenalfan334 · 31-01-2008, 06:29 PM

I posted around about this, but the cookers and fridges just wouldn't be friendly to eachover, So the war of the utensils happened!

THIS IS NOT JUST FOR FUN PURPOSES, COOKERS AND OTHER UTENSILS WILL GET HURT IN THESE SCENES. IF YOU HAVE FEELING FOR THESE METAL OBJECTS CLOSE THE WINDOW NOW

Photo 1
They all get prepaired!

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5690/001nf8.png

Photo 2&3
The leaders arive and make there statements. But there kitchen utensils. So dont expect anything fancy.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2417/002sn0.bmp

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3646/003fw4.bmp

Image 4
The party... i mean war begins.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/286/004yd7.png

then the fridge came along and attacked the dish washer, then somehow merged into him. Then the indestructable BBQ's attacked the dish washer king and a dishwasher hacked into a nearby trailer, it crashed into the trio and blew them up. But he requested two trailers. And the other one had bombs in it. Uh oh!

So a Ford Mustang was driving by and a older dishwasher slithered into the road to stop it and ended up in washy heaven. Then the dustbin was pushed into the road and the car crashed into it, and the dish washers jacked the car, which was owned by a teddy bear. Teddy bear being upset sat down and pondered how he was going to get back to his owner now when he got his dads car jacked and time nearly going to 8:00pm. SO he walked over to the truck hoping to go home in it, until he found the bomb in it had 00:01 seconds on it and it blew up.
Later that day. The Mustang came back with the dishwasher's, to find a angry teddy bear who took the car back and taken it back home. But the teddy bear wasnt finished yet...

As the war continued to have no end in sight a overhead plane (which was a formula one racing car) dropped 10 parachuting microwaves and 10 Fridges, which were too big for the parachutes and smashed onto the ground. As the war continued until 5:00am in the morning, they heard a particular cry, The teddy bear was back for revenge! He had a tank and was driving all over the place destroying all the dishwashers. He then heard the other team leader say "hahahaahah dat teddy iz stoopid doooin thaat! what a n00bish f000l lalalala". The teddy bear, getting Paranoia thinking that the fridges would kill him, he took the tank for another spin, into the blue other appliances zone.

The only thing that was left was a dishwasher king, the teddy bear and a.. oh... a microwave!

FINAL STAND, WHO WILL WIN? YOU DESIDE!

MICROWAVE --- TEDDY BEAR --- DISHWASHER KING

Because of the forums stupid image limit i had to seperate images, and i now lost some of my work, no thanks forum.
War of the kitchen utensils! part two - section One
War of the kitchen utensils! part two - Section Two

Jessie · 31-01-2008, 06:31 PM

What?

Arsenalfan334 · 31-01-2008, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jessieloo232

What?

Sims have been a little to randomless for me, so heres the random bit!

Also, as long as this is on the front 2 pages i can update it.

CDJ54321 · 31-01-2008, 07:25 PM

Psst, I think you meant Kitchen Appliances. Untensils are things like spoons, whisks and spatulas.

The Star Hermit · 31-01-2008, 07:28 PM

Great idea Arsenalfan, I'll look forward to reading this.

I'll move it over to the Diaries forum for you though as that's where it would best be suited, it shouldn't sink too quickly either.

Arsenalfan334 · 31-01-2008, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDJ54321

Psst, I think you meant Kitchen Appliances. Untensils are things like spoons, whisks and spatulas.

whoops, my bad! Thanks for the correction

Thanks for the move, now my views will rapidly decline

DdEhRangers · 05-02-2008, 08:55 AM

WOOOOOO let the games BEGIN

Tom · 06-02-2008, 05:08 PM

Becareful kichen utensils!

aghhh i can't look.

KateTheSuperKat · 06-02-2008, 09:53 PM

Heh, this will be very interesting. ^^

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 11:03 AM

Ill be posting pictures soon, imageshack is asking for a fight with it too.

(non stupid version: imageshack is playing up)

Whoops, i deleted the picture folder

The Star Hermit · 13-02-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arsenalfan334

Whoops, i deleted the picture folder

Does that mean it's the end of the war then?

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Star Hermit

Does that mean it's the end of the war then?

No, if you look by my sig, its a new beggining

I also typed up the whole story of part one (exept the ending. That will be pictured i hope)

I might even make avatars to suppport which side you want to win, bear, washer or microwave. If i can be bothered after i go to watford asda

It might be a bit delayed because automatic updates keeps bugging me to restart.

The Star Hermit · 13-02-2008, 11:50 AM

That's good then, I'll look forward to that. Up with the washers and down with the trash cans.

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Star Hermit

That's good then, I'll look forward to that. Up with the washers and down with the trash cans.

I would vote for the teddy bear but that would make it bias.

Im sorry everyone, but i have adapted to a runescape style health system

Im using a heroes type of speech. The speech they say appears next to them. If i had loads of har drive memory i would make it a flash animation.

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 05:22 PM

PART TWO = TRUTH ABOUT YOUR CUDDLABLE TEDDIES
A Microwave recruit sports mobile arrives to give off the troops

_____

But a quick and clever teddy idea foils it from reaching them

_____

But due to its metal plating, it doesnt blow up, just dents the ground

_____

Then a dish washer recruit mobile comes along and crashes into oncoming traffic and causes a traffic jam

_____
This is where the action starts! Microwave starts on the teddy bear march when the stairs appear, the dish washer must have plans of its own.

_____

Teddy bear #345 is taken hostage by a weak microwave

_____

But the teddy bears are just too clever! (hey, how do you think the teddy bear stays still for so long? because there clever!)

_____

The two collided cars blow up

_____

The last teddy bear who could fit gets in the recruit mobile, and the rest guard a clear spot so the van can arrive back. And the Dish Washer walks too close to the road. But it has a trick up its sleeve... or tray...

_____

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 05:54 PM

Part Two Continued
_____

The Covoy for DIsh Washers is jumped on by the Teddys

_____

Dish Washer attacks the microwave while the tedy bears moan about there friends dying in the explosion

_____

The Covoy for Dish washers is persuited as soon as the two Teddy convoys arrive.

_____

Microwave abandons the fight when his covoy arrived, and all the covoys drop off the troops.

_____

Now the war gets into fall swing, exept for the teddies...

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 06:03 PM

<reserved>

Ok i might give up, The picture spaces keep lengthening, i keep getting moaned at by the forum that it wont allow more than 10 pictures and i lost BB code for the other 5 pictures. This is so frustrating!!!!

Also, if anyone noticed, one if this posts pictures have a 'easter egg', which is a item not supposed to be there (sorry easter egg lovers)

CLUE: its a merged item...

SPOILER: Teddy bear huddle in last image of part one

DolphinDriv3r · 13-02-2008, 06:12 PM

Wow!

That's great!

Me likes

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DolphinDriv3r

Wow!

That's great!

Me likes

Thanks! despite the fact i got a 3b for story writing.

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 06:14 PM

<reserved, just in case>

Arsenalfan334 · 13-02-2008, 06:15 PM

oliversmith9827 · 09-04-2009, 11:14 AM

I understand kitchen utensils to be spatulas, carving knives, long handled spoons and forks etc..I put them into the sink with hot water and dish soap..wash with a dish cloth, sponge or whatever you use..let the water out of the sink and rinse utensils with warm water..dry and put away.

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Mangaeyes · 17-04-2009, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliversmith9827

I understand kitchen utensils to be spatulas, carving knives, long handled spoons and forks etc..I put them into the sink with hot water and dish soap..wash with a dish cloth, sponge or whatever you use..let the water out of the sink and rinse utensils with warm water..dry and put away.

Uuuuuuuh...thank-you?

Anyway this story is so bad that its good. Nothing against your story I think its really funny. I'm gonna guess the tacky MSPaint jobs are intended (cos it adds to the humour) well anyway I really like it.

But I think we all know who will win...that suspicous looking pond...

EDIT: Sorry for posting I didn't realise this thread was bumped!

31-01-2008, 06:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Arsenalfan334 Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: online Age: 15 Posts: 881	War of the kitchen utensils! I posted around about this, but the cookers and fridges just wouldn't be friendly to eachover, So the war of the utensils happened! THIS IS NOT JUST FOR FUN PURPOSES, COOKERS AND OTHER UTENSILS WILL GET HURT IN THESE SCENES. IF YOU HAVE FEELING FOR THESE METAL OBJECTS CLOSE THE WINDOW NOW Photo 1 They all get prepaired! http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5690/001nf8.png Photo 2&3 The leaders arive and make there statements. But there kitchen utensils. So dont expect anything fancy. http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2417/002sn0.bmp http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3646/003fw4.bmp Image 4 The party... i mean war begins. http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/286/004yd7.png then the fridge came along and attacked the dish washer, then somehow merged into him. Then the indestructable BBQ's attacked the dish washer king and a dishwasher hacked into a nearby trailer, it crashed into the trio and blew them up. But he requested two trailers. And the other one had bombs in it. Uh oh! So a Ford Mustang was driving by and a older dishwasher slithered into the road to stop it and ended up in washy heaven. Then the dustbin was pushed into the road and the car crashed into it, and the dish washers jacked the car, which was owned by a teddy bear. Teddy bear being upset sat down and pondered how he was going to get back to his owner now when he got his dads car jacked and time nearly going to 8:00pm. SO he walked over to the truck hoping to go home in it, until he found the bomb in it had 00:01 seconds on it and it blew up. Later that day. The Mustang came back with the dishwasher's, to find a angry teddy bear who took the car back and taken it back home. But the teddy bear wasnt finished yet... As the war continued to have no end in sight a overhead plane (which was a formula one racing car) dropped 10 parachuting microwaves and 10 Fridges, which were too big for the parachutes and smashed onto the ground. As the war continued until 5:00am in the morning, they heard a particular cry, The teddy bear was back for revenge! He had a tank and was driving all over the place destroying all the dishwashers. He then heard the other team leader say "hahahaahah dat teddy iz stoopid doooin thaat! what a n00bish f000l lalalala". The teddy bear, getting Paranoia thinking that the fridges would kill him, he took the tank for another spin, into the blue other appliances zone. The only thing that was left was a dishwasher king, the teddy bear and a.. oh... a microwave! FINAL STAND, WHO WILL WIN? YOU DESIDE! MICROWAVE --- TEDDY BEAR --- DISHWASHER KING Because of the forums stupid image limit i had to seperate images, and i now lost some of my work, no thanks forum. War of the kitchen utensils! part two - section One War of the kitchen utensils! part two - Section Two __________________ Last edited by Arsenalfan334; 13-02-2008 at 06:18 PM..

31-01-2008, 07:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
CDJ54321 Rookie Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: England, near Gatwick Airport Age: 19 Posts: 381	Psst, I think you meant Kitchen Appliances. Untensils are things like spoons, whisks and spatulas. __________________ -Chris Last edited by CDJ54321; 31-01-2008 at 07:29 PM..

31-01-2008, 07:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
The Star Hermit Fleet Commander Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sol 3 - Sector 001 Age: 40 Gender: Male Posts: 25,916	Great idea Arsenalfan, I'll look forward to reading this. I'll move it over to the Diaries forum for you though as that's where it would best be suited, it shouldn't sink too quickly either. __________________ Currently Playing: The Sims 3

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31-01-2008, 06:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jessie Elite Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: At my desk silly Age: 18 Posts: 8,034 Blog Entries: 3	What?

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Tom Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Trying to get to Jess's Sandcastle and trying to steal her flag. Age: 15 Gender: Male Posts: 8,946 Blog Entries: 6	Becareful kichen utensils! aghhh i can't look.

13-02-2008, 11:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Arsenalfan334 Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: online Age: 15 Posts: 881	Ill be posting pictures soon, imageshack is asking for a fight with it too. (non stupid version: imageshack is playing up) Whoops, i deleted the picture folder __________________

13-02-2008, 11:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
The Star Hermit Fleet Commander Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sol 3 - Sector 001 Age: 40 Gender: Male Posts: 25,916	That's good then, I'll look forward to that. Up with the washers and down with the trash cans. __________________ Currently Playing: The Sims 3

13-02-2008, 05:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Arsenalfan334 Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: online Age: 15 Posts: 881	PART TWO = TRUTH ABOUT YOUR CUDDLABLE TEDDIES A Microwave recruit sports mobile arrives to give off the troops _____ But a quick and clever teddy idea foils it from reaching them _____ But due to its metal plating, it doesnt blow up, just dents the ground _____ Then a dish washer recruit mobile comes along and crashes into oncoming traffic and causes a traffic jam _____ This is where the action starts! Microwave starts on the teddy bear march when the stairs appear, the dish washer must have plans of its own. _____ Teddy bear #345 is taken hostage by a weak microwave _____ But the teddy bears are just too clever! (hey, how do you think the teddy bear stays still for so long? because there clever!) _____ The two collided cars blow up _____ The last teddy bear who could fit gets in the recruit mobile, and the rest guard a clear spot so the van can arrive back. And the Dish Washer walks too close to the road. But it has a trick up its sleeve... or tray... _____ __________________ Last edited by Arsenalfan334; 13-02-2008 at 05:53 PM..

13-02-2008, 05:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
Arsenalfan334 Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: online Age: 15 Posts: 881	Part Two Continued _____ The Covoy for DIsh Washers is jumped on by the Teddys _____ Dish Washer attacks the microwave while the tedy bears moan about there friends dying in the explosion _____ The Covoy for Dish washers is persuited as soon as the two Teddy convoys arrive. _____ Microwave abandons the fight when his covoy arrived, and all the covoys drop off the troops. _____ Now the war gets into fall swing, exept for the teddies... __________________ Last edited by Arsenalfan334; 13-02-2008 at 06:13 PM.. Reason: Moved rant to post below

13-02-2008, 06:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
Arsenalfan334 Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: online Age: 15 Posts: 881	<reserved> Ok i might give up, The picture spaces keep lengthening, i keep getting moaned at by the forum that it wont allow more than 10 pictures and i lost BB code for the other 5 pictures. This is so frustrating!!!! Also, if anyone noticed, one if this posts pictures have a 'easter egg', which is a item not supposed to be there (sorry easter egg lovers) CLUE: its a merged item... SPOILER: Teddy bear huddle in last image of part one __________________ Last edited by Arsenalfan334; 11-03-2008 at 06:38 PM..

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09-04-2009, 11:14 AM	#22 (permalink)
oliversmith9827 Hi, I'm New! Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1	I understand kitchen utensils to be spatulas, carving knives, long handled spoons and forks etc..I put them into the sink with hot water and dish soap..wash with a dish cloth, sponge or whatever you use..let the water out of the sink and rinse utensils with warm water..dry and put away. _______________ http://zigbee.eu