[Masscot]

I mean, really - if there's a team you don't like playing against, then just back out of the lobby and search again. Don't get stressed about it. The number of Man Utd "abusers" in ranked matches is probably directly proportional to the number of pre-pubescent glory-hunters who have jumped on the bandwagon and pray at the alter of that ruddy-faced alcoholic Alex Ferguson. I dunno, maybe they all hope he will give them a Werthers Original and invite them for a ride in his Mercedes.

Personally, as a lifelong Liverpool supporter the possibility of losing to The Scum is too much for me to bear, so that's why I never play against them. That and the almost man-love way they make Twinkletoes Ronaldo dance around like he's overdosed on Sunny Delight and disco-biscuits.

If we all agree never to play against them, then they will have no option but to play with themselves, which is probably what they are already doing ever since I mentioned Alex Ferguson.

PS - no offence!