Quoted:
"
THERE WAS A FIRE. YOUR PRODUCT STARTED A FIRE. I DO NOT NEED AN AUTOMATED
WARRANTY REPLACEMENT. I NEED TO SPEAK WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL ADDRESS THIS
ISSUE.
FIRE = BAD.
YOU = UNAWARE OF FIRE.
It’s that glowy orange stuff. If you touch it, you die. Understand?
F-I-R-E."
lalalala, that's brilliant.
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