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Originally Posted by rocket2k7

a man walks into a pet shop. he sees this parrot and asks to buy it. the shopkeeper says "itll repeat everything you say" the man dident care and bought it. on the way to church they spot the police chasing a crook. the man shouts "shhot him dowm" later they see a man having trouble wit his carjack. the man shouts "pop iit up". they get to a fairground. a man at a coconut shy shouts "hit a big one, win a prize" they get to chourch. the man says "our good lord jesus is high upon the clouds" the parot says "shoot him down" the preist says "the devil is below us" the parrot says "pop it up" the preist got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. the parrot dodged and it a fat lass behind them. the parrot said "hit a big one, win a prize"

Haha