Originally Posted by missusCT
A bunch of blondes get together and decide that they're sick of all the stereotypes about their hair colour. They decide to hold a Blonde Convention, so they hire a stadium, issue an open invitation to all blondes, and hire a famous presenter to be their host for the day.
The day arrives, and the host is in the middle of the stadium. He says, "Let's get rid of this stereotype once and for all! Blondes are not stupid! Can I have a volunteer?"
One blonde shyly steps forward and makes her way onto the stage. The host says, "Well done on volunteering! Let's do a few trivia questions to prove that blondes are not stupid! What's the capital of Australia?"
The blonde thinks for a while, eventually saying, "Er.. Sydney?"
"Well, no, unfortunately that's wrong", he says, "but a lot of people do get confused with that one." To the audience, he says, "Shall we give her another chance?"
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" shout 50,000 blondes.
So he asks an easier question. "Who is the Prime Minister of the UK?"
The blonde thinks again, and eventually answers, "Tony Blair?"
"No, sorry, again, that's wrong, although Tony Blair only left recently. Easy mistake to make. Shall we give her another chance?"
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" scream 50,000 blondes.
By now he's getting desperate. He really needs to get the blonde to get the question correct.
"What's 2 + 2?"
The blonde thinks for a moment, eventually answering, "4?"
There's silence in the stadium, until eventually, 50,000 blondes scream, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
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