Just got this in an e-mail at work, lool.
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three decided to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels
and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are
the woman of my life. I love you.'
Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word.....
but we had wild, raunchy sex all night.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my
husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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