3 couples, an old couple, middle aged and young go to a priest. the preist says "if you want to go to church, your not allowed to make love in any way for 3 weeks". 3 weeks later he asks them how they got on. the old couple said it was easy, the midle aged said they had problems in the first week but after that they were fine. the young couple said "my lass dropped her peach so i stuck my cucumber in it"
the priest said "your banned from the church" the man said "thats ok, were banned from the supermarket too"
cant remember it exactly, goes long them linnes...
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